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Weblog -January 2008

January 1/08

I have a playlist for my Ipod shuffle now. It wouldn’t surprise anyone to know that around 90% of the songs fall into the Rock genre. Of course, I view the playlist as a work in progress. There are already a few songs that I am going to drop and a few more that I want to add.

Almost the only place that I can imagine using the Ipod is at the gym –especially when I am on the cardio machines. It would also be good on the TTC and on airplane flights.

I don’t really like the earphones that came with the Ipod because they don’t stay in my ears very well when I am on the equipment. I tried a different style of earphone, that Kaylee had, but they were worse. Then I tried a clunky set that features a band over the top of my head. Those ones work much better but appear to wear down the battery a lot faster. They also make me look dorky –but since I am not at the gym to pick up chicks it’s ok.

Just today, I heard a feature on the radio about increasing ipod use and how people use them to “disengage” from others around them. Apparently women find them useful when walking past construction sites.

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January 2/08

Another Canadian soldier has been killed in Afghanistan. It was the same old story – a roadside bomb. I did notice one thing though. The media have stopped reporting the count (dead soldier #??). I’ve got to say that the count was starting to bother me and I was starting to wonder if they were going to make a really big deal about the 100 th. So, I’m glad they’ve stopped reporting the count but I would love to know whether there is some sort of agreement (not to report the number each time) within the media.

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This (hypothetical) agreement would be in line with the Toronto media agreeing not to report jumpers –people who jump in front of subway trains and off high bridges. I have been told, at TTC training sessions, that it is felt that if this stuff is regularly reported it gives other depressed people ideas and we end up with more dead people.

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January 3/08

Today I received my very first set of eight 110mm wheels. As soon as I opened the package I thought of Amy’s description of my 100mm wheels. They are monster truck wheels! They seem outrageously big. You have to wonder where it will all end.

It seems to me that they are not going to be able to go bigger. The emphasis now surely must be on making the wheels lighter.

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I heard, through Mom, that my niece Emily sang, as part of a small group, at Carnegie Hall. She said it was very exciting and a real honour to be invited to sing there. Emily’s career seems to be right on track. She is still only 23. Right now she is living and studying in NYC. For a bit more on Emily click here.

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January 4/08

I have finished reading “Younger Next Year” by Crowley and Lodge. The book was a Christmas gift from my brother-in-law Paul, who is 62 and newly retired. It’s the first ‘self help’ book that I have read in 20 years. The subject of the book is how to get the most out of the last two or three decades of your life. The authors like to call it “the last third”. It’s a book about retirement. The target audience is men but they have now written another book for women since the original did so well (it was a New York Times Bestseller –whatever that means).

Although there is plenty of good advice on many subjects the big message of the book is that everyone, and especially old retired guys, should be exercising hard 6 times a week. The authors recommend 4 sessions of cardio and two serious weight lifting sessions (and one day off) each week.

The argument behind the advice is that humans evolved (in the natural world) and that our biology requires us to do strenuous exercise. The exercise triggers automatic biological responses that make virtually every part of your body (muscles, joints, bones heart, liver and other organs) stronger or better able to function as they should. The book states that much of what we think of as ‘getting old’ is avoidable –by exercising rather than wasting away as many do.

Plenty of amazing claims are made regarding scientific studies that have clearly demonstrated the advantages of exercise (or not smoking, or being married etc). Unfortunately, there are no footnotes or bibliography in the book –so the reader is asked to take this stuff at face value. There is a recommended reading list but these books are general interest or 'self help' books.

With me, at least as far as the exercise part goes, the book was preaching to the already (mostly) converted. I get more cardio than the book suggests but I only do weights in the winter. This book may inspire me to keep going to the gym, say once a week, all year around and I will probably go a little harder on the weights now. Of course the book contains other advice on things like making connections with others before you actually retire, diet, finances, exercise equipment and so on. The authors’ advice on these things makes pretty good sense.

My little peeve regarding the book is that they never mentioned inline skating as a great source of cardiovascular conditioning. I guess I’ll have to write to their website and point out this glaring omission.

This is a book worth reading for anyone 50 years old or more.

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January 6/06

I’ve been going to the same gym, but only in the winter, for 8 years now. This year I have been wondering why I haven’t been seeing the traditional after New Year’s rush. But I figured it out –the holidays aren’t really over until the school kids go back.

I’m sure I will notice a big surge starting tomorrow and lasting for a few short weeks.

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And on the subject of New Year’s resolutions I have decided what they will be:

First, I will try to have a better training plan when it comes to skating and other workouts. I will start writing down my plan at the beginning of the month and then see whether I have followed the plan or not. That said, especially with inline skating, there has to be flexibility because of all the variables that cannot be controlled. Really though -I want to stop trying to plan a workout from scratch as I tie up my skates.

Second, I will log my workouts in a more detailed way and start to include non-skating activities such as hiking and gym stuff in the log.

Third, I will eat less crap.

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I just checked to see whether or not I had a resolution last year –and I did. It was to stretch every day. I was not altogether successful as I slacked off badly the further into the year we got. I never really dropped it altogether and it actually became apparent that it isn’t really necessary to stretch every single day. Never-the-less, by late November I was pretty well out of the habit and guess what happened? I pulled my back. That should be a pretty good lesson. Right now, I am solidly back into a stretching routine.

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January 9/08

Other members of my family are giving me a hard time over an innocent purchase that I made. I saw a really good deal on an electric shaver at Canadian Tire so I got one. With Amy’s discount the darn thing will only end up costing 40 bucks.

But I have never used an electric razor in my life! Why would I get one now? Because I am planning for the operation on my right shoulder –after which I have been told I must keep my arm immobilized for a full 6 weeks. Only a physiotherapist (and not me) will be able to move my arm during this period. So essentially, I will be a one armed man for a month and a half. I am planning to keep my entire right arm inside a loose-fitting sweat shirt during this period -or I will be tempted to use the arm. Little movements will lead to bigger movements and before I know it I’ll be doing one arm pull-ups. And I really don’t want to compromise my recovery.

So, my family thinks it’s ridiculous that I would fret over an operation that is not scheduled until June/08. On the other hand, I believe that it is only sensible to consider the difficulties of having the use of only my left arm. Other things that will bother me are:

  • How will I drive my truck and talk on the phone at the same time? It will be hard enough to work the gear shift lever, windshield wipers and controls for the radio. I suppose I will have to just let the phone ring when I am driving.

  • How will I tie up my boot laces? I’ve never seen work boots with Velcro straps!

  • Other things that I haven’t figured out yet: cutting my meat, popping zits, cleaning my glasses and wearing a seat belt.

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January 11/08

The recent warm whether has obliterated the snow cover in Toronto and I actually got out skating yesterday! It was the first time in almost 2 months. I put some old 100mm wheels on my new (110mm) frames and went down to the Eastern Beaches. Of course, things felt a bit awkward –but I started to feel the proper rhythm by the end. There was actually quite a long stretch of decent skating between Leslie Street and the swimming pool.

I seem to have the new frames installed a bit too far to the inside so I’ll have to adjust that before the next time out. That could be as early as tomorrow if the weather forecasters are right.

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January 15/08

I am still having fun downloading songs for my iPod –but perhaps someone can explain how the song “Eve of Destruction” comes under the genre “Inspirational”.

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A wierd thing has been happening to me on one of the cardio machines at my gym.

I noticed a program call ‘Fitness Test’ on the ‘Startrac’ treadmill –so one day for a little warm up, I decided try it. It turned out that fitness test #1 was a ‘sub-maximal” test that starts out at a speed of 3.4 mph at a 0% slope and gradually increases the incline to 12%. The test is terminated if your heart rate goes past 146bpm for more than 15 seconds.

The machine asks for your weight, age and gender and then the test begins. The first time I tried the test my peak heart rate was only around 120bpm (at the very end of the 12 minute test). The stupid machine reported that my max VO2 was 89 (ml/kg/min?) and that I was in ‘superior’ condition. Ok, I am in good shape –but my max VO2 is not anywhere close to 89 and, honestly, I only wish I could say I was in superior condition.

I became curious about these results and repeated the test on 3 different machines. Things changed for the worse. Since the first test, my heart rate has not climbed above 110 at the end of the 12 minutes. But the machines do not know how to interpret the results (you could say I am “off the scale”). At the end the machine tells me that my max V02 is zero and I am in the bottom 10% -condition-wise. I tried telling the machine that I am 25 years old but I still didn’t get a result.

Now, when I want to have a little warm up before starting something more intense at the gym I do the fitness test just to see if anything has hanged.

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January 16/08

I bought plane tickets to Arizona for Kathy and me –for March Break. We are going to have a somewhat similar holiday as we took there in 2005. The biggest difference is that this trip will be a little shorter,’ at only 8 nights, and we won’t have Kaylee tagging along.

So far, the transportation to Arizona is the only arrangement that I have made. In the next week or two I will have to decide where we will stay, what we will do and what we will drive around in.

I am trying to resist the temptation to drive a million miles and hit targets like Las Vegas, The Grand Canyon and Monument Valley. Except in Vegas, temperatures would be pretty cool. And Kathy wants HOT on her March Break excursions. That will pretty well keep us in the low lying desert regions in the south half of the state.

One thing that I am planning is to attend two or three Cactus League games. There are 3 teams that are based in Tucson and I have picked the Chicago White Soxs as “my team” for the month of March. The White Soxs are American League rivals of the Blue Jays but they play in the Central Division. I am planning to start reading the sports sections in the Chicago newspapers (on the internet) once spring training starts. That way, I will get to know the players a little and will probably enjoy the games a bit more. Perhaps I will also learn how to score a baseball game. I’ve always been interested in doing that.

Another thing that I want to do is visit the Kartchner Caverns. These huge limestone caves were discovered only recently and were kept secret for quite a while. The caves are “unspoiled” and have a fascinating ecosystem all of their own -flourishing underground in the middle of a desert. Great efforts have been extended to preserve the caves in their current, pristine condition –including severely limiting public access and shutting down some tours altogether (during sensitive times of the year). On our last visit to Arizona, we missed the caves because I did not book far enough in advance. It was a major disappointment for me and one of the reasons that I want to go back to Arizona. It’s unfinished business.

Hiking will be another major activity. I want to do a good hike through the Sonoran Desert with a ‘forest’ of 40’ high Saguaro cacti all around me. I want to go back to Chiricahua National Monument and see those amazing spires and balancing rocks. And, I want to hike up a canyon or two for good measure.

Poor Kathy may not have enough time for her normal sun-tanning regimen.

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I suppose that I should mention that I am not busy at work. I never seem to miss a chance to complain when I am all stressed out and feeling ‘hard done by’. Now, I have time to write things (as above), read the newspaper and take off early to go to the gym. I deserve this luxury!

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January 18/08

Kaylee was telling me that this year is shaping up to be the worst year of her life! Why? Because of the writer’s strike there won’t be any more new episodes of all her favourite TV shows.

I hope the poor girl never has to endure real hardship.

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Amy says she is ok with the strike because she prefers the “reality” shows over the dramas (nighttime soap operas) that Kaylee likes.

In my opinion, Amy is even more ‘disturbed’ than Kaylee.

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I know for a fact that contractors are held in pretty low regard by engineering firms and owners –so it is fun for me when engineers make boneheaded mistakes. I just heard a good one!

The company I work for got a contract to widen a railway bridge. The railway wanted to put in another track beside the existing ones. Our crew spent a couple of weeks setting up trailers, diverting a creek, excavating and pouring a mud slab. Then a representative of the railway came to the site and realized that we were working on the wrong side of the tracks. It was the other side of the bridge that needed to be widened but the drawings show the complete opposite.

The job has been shut down for an indefinite period of time.

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And speaking of mistakes by engineering firms, I was reading a preliminary report on the catastrophic bridge collapse in Minnesota last summer. As with most things, the cause cannot be pinned to one single thing. However, the short story is that some of the gusset plates, on the steel trusses which held up the concrete deck, were much too light. The gusset plates needed to be one inch thick instead of only half. The original contractor built the structure correctly but there was a mistake on the drawings. They may never discover whether it was a design error or whether the draftsman wrote down the wrong thickness. Either way, the mistake was not caught by the guy doing the checking and the bridge fell down as a result. It didn’t help that the concrete bridge deck thickness had been increased from 6.5” to 8.5” in subsequent rehabilitations. In fact, it’s a wonder that the bridge did not fall down during or shortly after the rehabs.

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January 25/08

I haven’t made any posts for a while. This is mostly because I have been spending a lot of time reading a big thick novel. It’s called “The Pillars of the Earth” by Ken Follett. The story takes place in the 12 th century and is centered on the construction of a cathedral in the southwest of England. Follett is better known for suspense novels but he published this book in 1989 and it has apparently accumulated something of a cult following. Forsyth published a “sequel” to the original book (set 200 years later) last year and I picked it up at Christmas for Kathy. I had a suspicion that she had read the first book. This turned out to be true and Kathy was delighted to find that there was a second book.

I decided that I ought to read the first book so I went to the library and picked it up on a 7 day loan. Unfortunately, I am not one to read 1000 pages in a regular work week so I had to take the book back –unfinished. At that point, I decided to buy a paperback copy. That’s when that I discovered that it was an Oprah Book Club Selection. Normally this might sway me not to read a book but it was too late because I want to find out what happens. I will review the book when I am done –but I will say now that -it’s good!

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More and more in my workouts at the gym, I use the “calories functions” on the cardio machines to assess what I have done or to plan what I will do. A few years ago, I used to worry more about the amount of time I was working on the machines.

Lately I have been burning around 1000 calories in each trip to the gym. If I feel like a walk on the treadmill (I can’t run because it hurts my feet) I can burn around 9 calories per minute (when I set the incline to 15% and the speed to 3mph). Any faster than that and I don’t feel ‘comfortable’. 15% is the maximum incline.

I can burn up calories a bit faster on the stationery bike before I am out of my ‘comfort zone’. 14 calories per minute is about the limit.

On the arc trainer I burn calories at the whopping rate of around 20 calories a minute.

As a result, I could spend almost 2 hours to burn 1000 calories if I wanted to use the treadmill or knock it off in 50 minutes on the ark trainer. I use a combination of machines most of the time.

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Lately, in 4 different places, I have come across information regarding the minimum level of exercise that will benefit your cardiovascular system. Everyone seems to agree that you have to exercise at 60% of your maximum heart rate –or higher. I wonder whether my sources are all getting their sources in the same place or whether 60% is the true bottom line.

For me, 60% of my max is only 104bpm –but I can do a lot of work below this threshold. When I go for a good brisk walk my heart rate will only be in the 90s (unless I come to a good steep uphill section). I find it frustrating that this excellent form of exercise does almost nothing to increase my aerobic power -and I honestly wonder whether this is really true.

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January 29/08

On average this is supposed to be the coldest day of the year. Today was well above freezing but tomorrow will have a high of -8C.

Later: I had it wrong. It's January 30th thit is supposed to be the coldest day.

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I would like to know whether, in the whole history of the earth, a transport truck driver has ever climbed up on top of his trailer and removed the ice and snow that would otherwise cause severe distress to any other drivers within a quarter of a mile. More than once, I’ve seen some ridiculously big piles of snow whipping off the tops of fast moving trucks on the 401. Worse yet, is when sheets of ice come flying of the trucks. People could get killed.

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Fantastic news! I went in to sweet-talk the surgeon’s nurse and came away with a new date for my surgery. She moved it up to mid April from the previous date of June 6th. I’m ecstatic. Now I will be thinking about getting back onto skates at the time that I would have been getting the operation.

The nurse confirmed that I will be instructed to keep my arm completely immobilized for 6 weeks and not to skate for at least another month after that. This will be tough.

I’ve been thinking of more things that are going to be hard to do (or seem really weird) with one arm in a sling – (and totally immobile). Putting on deodorant, taking lids off jars and typing are all going to be difficult.

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Instead of the skating season being neatly cut in half into two mini seasons I will be just getting a very late start this year. I suppose I will be able to skate a bit in March and early April but I really will not be in any sort of condition by mid April. Then I'll have the operation and getting decent exercise will become tough.

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January 30/08 (A Second Hand Story Worth Repeating)

When I told Kathy that we could go away for March Break she said she wanted to go to Costa Rica. I felt bad about it but I was not much interested in going there. I had the feeling I would see poverty and I really am averse to that. I also wanted to do some skating and I knew that it would not happen in Costa Rica. I told Kathy I would go along if she made the arrangements but she didn’t do anything so I decided we would go to Arizona (where the poverty is not so pronounced or noticeable, where almost everyone speaks English and where I can easily pursue my love of skating fast on rollerblades).

Then, last week at school, Kathy heard a horror story about Costa Rica. Apparently, the brother-in-law of a fellow teacher flew into the main airport with his wife and rented a car. They promptly got lost in their rental car. It was night. Then they were boxed in by 7 men in two cars and forced to stop on the highway. A gun and a knife suddenly appeared and a shot was fired at their tires as they took off driving the wrong way on the highway. After trying to get accommodation at several resorts and being rudely refused entry into the any of the high-walled compounds they finally found a place that would take them in. As they drove through the gate an armed guard in military fatigues appeared out of the bushes to ensure that nobody followed the car into the compound. The front desk sent someone to bring their bags to the room but when they got to the room their bags had been rifled through and anything of much value had been stolen. It was not much of a start to a vacation.

Now I have been forgiven for my reluctance to go to Costa Rica. (Bum to Hero in only a few minutes)!

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January 31/08

End of the Month Skating Report:

For a January, I managed to get quite a lot of exercise. I only took 6 days off in the whole month.

Around mid-month I discovered some dry pavement down at the Eastern Beaches. I skated 3 times in a period of a few days. It was heaven. Before and after his brief period the pathways have been snow covered. All of my remaining workouts took place at the gym. I’ve started doing weights and my body seems to be getting used to the effort. I can’t do anything at all with my arms but my legs are getting a good workout and I am doing ok on my core. (A lot of core exercises require some sort of effort or support with the arms but there are enough that do not).

I built up my efforts on the cardio machines to the point that now I am burning 1000 calories each time. This year I decided to separate my cardio and weight workouts at the gym. Before this, I usually did a bit of both on every visit. Now I do two cardio workouts followed by a single weight session before repeating the cycle. I always do at least a fast stretching routine in every visit to the gym. Often I stretch for half an hour.

I have fully recovered from my back woes –thanks in part to the stretching. I am about as flexible now as I was last Spring (before I started to slack off).

My weight climbed a little more –to 178. This is understandable. I have too much opportunity to pig out in the winter.

Training Plan for February:

Of course, I can’t count on any skating during the month of February. However, if it is possible to skate then I will do so as often as possible. A typical workout would be at fairly low intensity for around an hour.

Assuming that there is no skating I will to ramp up my cardio activity at the gym. I will maintain the current schedule of two cardio workouts followed by one weight session. I’ll throw in a rest day when I have no time for the gym or when I feel that I really need one.

I will burn a minimum of 16,000 calories on the cardio machines at the gym during the month of February. More would be better.

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Book Report * * * “The Pillars of the Earth” by Ken Follett

Simply put, this 1000 page novel revolves around the building of a cathedral in 12 century Britain. It was published in 1989 but there has been renewed interest in the book because Follett published a sequel to the original story last year.

The book gives the reader a realistic glimpse into the living conditions, social structure, politics and religion of the Middle Ages. It was a tough life for most people. (My daughters would be horrified to learn that there was no Lulu Lemon, no cell phones and no tanning beds back then).

Character development is skillfully done and the lives of the main characters crisscross as the various subplots unfold. The reader becomes immersed in the lives of the characters and really cares about the outcome of the book. I encourage anyone with time on their hands to give this book a try.

I bought the sequel for Kathy and she offered to let me read it before she did (right now she is working through "Younger Next Year"). I wouldn’t read Kathy’s book before she does but perhaps I will get into it while I am recovering from my surgery. According to the cover notes, a major aspect of the sequel is the Black Death. There’s nothing like a good plague to liven up a novel.

 

 


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February 4/08

Every now and then when I was growing up, my parents would tell me that “chiropractors are quacks”. My parent’s perception of chiropractors never changed.

A few months ago, when I was having some back issues, I was a bit surprised to get a prescription (from the doctor) for a chiropractor! The doctor thought that “some manipulation might help.” I didn’t go. I am not that desperate yet.

But some of the guys at work are a completely different story. On occasion, one of the Portuguese labourers will pull their back or twist an ankle. Then, instead of going to a proper doctor, or even a chiropractor, they go to ‘Portuguese witch doctor’ [my term]. According to the guys these women have no special training except what has been passed along from preceding generations. It scares me to even think about it –although I will admit that I’ve never heard of a witch doctor causing any harm. By all reports, they are often very helpful. But it’s not for me. I’ll take my chances with the established medical community.

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February 7/08

Last weekend’s Super Bowl was viewed by more people that ever before. Even I watched the whole thing. I guess everyone wanted to see if New England would actually go undefeated for the entire season. They didn’t.

The whole thing was being billed as a David and Goliath event –but the weird thing was that the New York Giants were not cast in the role of the mighty Goliath but rather the lowly David.

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Kathy often goes to bed an hour or so before I do. Two nights ago when I went to climb into bed, I discovered that my beautiful wife was lying, on her tummy, completely sideways in the bed with her feet hanging over the edge on my side. She was just below the position of the two pillows and she had somehow managed to cover herself up with the sheets and comforter.

Was this some sort of signal? Perhaps I was being told that I should find another place to sleep that night. But I like to curl up beside my wife in a warm cozy bed so I decided to take my chances. . .

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I saw something at the gym that I have never seen before. It was another man wearing stretchy tight shorts of the sort worn by skaters. I looked around to see if people were whispering behind his back, pointing in his direction or perhaps preparing to kick sand in his face. But the other gym rats seemed oblivious to the fashion faux pas.

Please don’t get the idea that I wear my skating shorts to the gym all the time. Usually, I wear the traditional baggy cotton ones that seem to be most prevalent. But once in a while I forget to bring them and then I have to go out to the truck and raid the pile of skating clothes that always occupies a plastic storage bin in the back seat. On those days, I always decide not to tuck in my t-shirt.

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February 11/07

I was reading about a high school kid in the US who was writing a standardized test –probably for college admissions (but it didn’t say). Anyway, his name was James Bond and the computer assigned him a reference number of 007.

My story is even better. In grade 13, when I wrote a Scholastic Aptitude Test the computer was programmed to assign a unique code consisting of the first 4 letters of your surname and the first letter of your first name (plus some digits). My code became DUNCE-01. Could there be a worse code for someone writing an aptitude test?

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February 14/08

I decided to dispense with the normal Valentine’s Day stuff for Kathy and instead bought her a heart rate monitor. She’s been using mine at the gym and really likes the feedback regarding how hard she is working. Apparently Kaylee had to point out the connection to my lovely wife (a heart rate monitor on Valentine’s Day). I am going on the assumption that she would have figured it out eventually.

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I found a really cool program that can be downloaded for free from Google. It’s called Sketch6. It draws things in 3 dimensions and allows an observer to look at an object from all around, above or below. You can even remove a wall, or look in through a window, and see what things look like inside the model (assuming the model actually has an inside).

I am really exited about this program and I am determined to get ‘good’ with it. Here is a 2D image of my first major project. It’s a representation of our family cottage. I designed and built the cottage from around 1992 to around 1997. I did the shetch below from memory (without refering to my working drawings). When you spend most of your spare time for 5 years working on a single project the size and shape become ingrained in your brain. I've left out lots of details because they are not important to the task at hand.

Sketch of cottage

My task now is to design the details of the addition. From the beginning, I knew roughly where and how big the addition to the cottage would be. The sketching program will help me decide on the exact footprint and roof lines that I will use. Stay tuned.

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February 16/08

After maintaining this weblog for an amazing 4 years and recording my weight at the end of most months I figure that I have enough data to make some conclusions about perceived variations in my bodyweight throughout the year. I compiled all of my recorded weights for 4 years, interpolated the missing ones, averaged the weights for each month and then re-averaged each month with the preceding and the following month (to smooth out the variations). The chart below is the result:

Clearly, my weight 'peaks out' in the late winter and reaches a minimum in the late summer. In general my bodyweight follows my level of physical activity (with a 2 month lag) and I think physical activity is the most important factor -but not the only one.

I feel that there are three other, related, things that come into play. Most important is work stress which tends to peak in the spring (when we are usually getting started on new jobs) and late fall (when we are trying to finish them in ever worsening conditions). Stress helps my body burn food directly but, perhaps more importantly, causes the second factor. Stress implies busyness and when I am busy at work I have little time to eat. Often, when I am busy at work, I will not get around to having lunch until mid afternoon. Then I will miss my afternoon coffee break. I think this helps explain why it takes so long to pack on a few pounds after I stop skating hard around mid October. In the winter, the availability of food peaks because I have more time to ‘pig out’ and because Christmas, Valentine’s Day and winter trips come along. The final factor is my natural tendency to pack on weight for the winter (just like a bear). I have a really hard time avoiding bed time snacks around November.

Of course the chart only confirms what I already know about myself. I suppose now, to some extent at least, I will be able to consider myself to be ‘heavy’ or ‘light’ in terms of what I usually weigh at any particular time of the year.

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February 18/08 (Family Day)

Today is the very first Family Day holiday in the Province of Ontario. Our family didn’t really have a plan but at least Lindsay came to town and all 5 of us were together for some brief periods.

It turned out that the main activity on the actual Holiday was to be “pampering” and then some shopping. I have never had the experience of paying another person to trim and paint my fingernails or toenails or to pluck hairs out of my eyebrows but I decided to beg off this potential new experience. And shopping for clothes is sheer torture for me.

So I stayed home and relaxed.

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February 20/07

Book Report: * * * "Rollback” by Robert J Sawyer (Science Fiction)

I guess you could say that I read everything Sawyer writes (once it comes out in paperback). Sawyer is a Canadian SF author who lives in Mississauga. Rollback is one of Sawyer’s best. I liked this book because it was set in Toronto, because the subject is about initial contact with Aliens, because I 'bought into' the plot and characters and because Sawyer didn’t go 'all weird' at the end of this one. Once or twice Sawyer has gone beyond my ability to suspend my disbelief in the last few chapters of a book.

The story begins in 2048 when a message from another planet is received. The message is actually the second message received from a planet only 18 light years away and appears to be a reply to the response sent from earth after the first contact. However the message is encoded and nobody can crack the code. Hope falls on 87 year old Sarah Halifax the Canadian scientist who managed to decode the first message back in 2010 –but she is 87 years old and in failing health. A rich industrialist offers to pay billions for Sarah to have a “rollback” which will make her young again and perhaps enable her to discover the code and still be around for the next exchange in roughly 40 years.

Sarah agrees only if her 87 year old husband can get one too but then her rollback fails and he is transformed back into a 25 year old. Things go along from there.

This is good light reading if you like sci-fi.

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February 23/08

Book Report * * * “Guns, Germs and Steel” by Jared Diamond

This book was written 10 years ago but I have finally gotten around to reading it. It caused quite a splash when it was published and won the author a Pulitzer Prize.

In the book, Diamond attempts to answer the question: Why did Europeans come to dominate much of the world rather than some other group of people invading Europe? At this point you might think the book is a racist tirade but it is completely the opposite and I suppose this is why it won the Pulitzer.

The explanation takes 400 pages and there are certainly some ‘slow parts’ but in general the argument is pretty sound and many of the points made to back up the argument are truly fascinating. At the risk of greatly oversimplifying I will summarize the argument.

13,000 years ago, near the end of the last great ice age, almost the entire earth was covered, or was soon to be covered, by bands of modern human hunter-gatherers. Thousands of different cultures and languages existed but there were no important differences between the groups. Sure, populations differed in physical characteristics but no group was somehow smarter or otherwise more capable than another. As modern humans had spread into the continents of Australia (and New Guinea), North and South America and later all across the Pacific they systematically hunted to extinction the large herbivores that were native to the area. This sad fact helped doom the Americas as the basket of civilization. Then, first in the Fertile Crescent and then in many other areas, hunter-gatherers slowly started to domesticate local plants and then animals. But, of all the areas that eventually discovered agriculture the Fertile Crescent had far more useful plants and many more animals that were possible to domesticate.

Everywhere that agriculture developed it led to food surpluses and freed some individuals to concentrate their efforts on other things such as making implements for agriculture, pottery, clothing and the very important task of redistributing the agricultural surplus. Social groups naturally become larger and populations become more dense. Eventually populations that had agriculture displaced or assimilated hunter-gatherers in nearby areas that were suitable for agriculture. Innovations like metallurgy, writing, and using animals to do work slowly developed created an advantage for those that possess them and eventually spread to nearby areas that were ‘ready” for them.

But the Fertile Crescent and adjacent areas had numerous advantages over all of the other areas in the word where hunter-gatherers were taking up farming. The geography of the area allowed new ideas to spread quickly partly because the axis of the Eurasian continent is east-west making the spread of crops and livestock in the same temperature zones easily possible. (Africa and the Americas suffered badly from their north-south orientation). As well no other area in the world had anywhere near the number of animals suitable for domestication. Large animals supply protein in the form of meat and milk, fertilizer for crops and work in the form of ploughing, transportation and power for pumping water and grinding grain etc.

Animals are the source of most human diseases and it is populations that posses these animals that eventually develop resistance to these diseases. When a human group with animals comes into contact with a group without the results are devastating for the second group. In North America measles, tuberculosis, smallpox, flu and other diseases wiped out as many as 95% of the original population. To some extent, European settlers simply moved into unoccupied lands.

Around the world, over and over again, groups of humans which have acquired guns, germs and steel (higher technology, resistance to disease and social organization) have continually displaced groups that have not. The European expansion is simply the most recent, best documented and biggest in a long list.

So why did Europe and not the original site of plant and animal domestication (the Fertile Crescent) or China come to dominate the world? Read the book.

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February 25/08

I was happy today. I decided to see how high I could push up my heart rate. I did it near the end of my workout on the Cybex Arc Trainer. I decided to quit at 175bpm but I am sure my heart would have gone another beat or two faster. (They don’t have a defibrillator at the gym –not that anyone there would likely have the sense to use it).

It’s been over 2 years since I have tested myself in this way. The test confirms that I am working in the correct ranges (with respect to percentages of my maximum heart rate). It also confirms that my max heart rate is the same whether I am on the arc trainer or outside on skates.

So, 140 is 80% of my max. This number seems so low. I often skate for extended periods at around 160 (at least I think I do). That’s 90% of my max! I guess I should be happy that I can do it -but instead I am sad that my heart has to beat so fast to keep up the pathetic speed that I want to skate at.

It also occurs to me that I have been ‘training up’ my ‘aerobic threshold’ on the arc trainer. Barry Publow explains in his book that this is a futile pursuit. If you want to skate faster by training up your aerobic threshold then you have to do it on skates –not on some exercise machine. Right now, since I am not skating, all I can do is to train up my base level of aerobic fitness. –Oh well, I’m having fun, probably getting fitter and certainly doing no harm.

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February 27/08

For the last few days Kaylee has been memorizing the famous soliloquy in Hamlet –“To be or not to be. . .” When she started I was worried that she might turn out to be as hopeless as I am at committing lines or poetry to memory. Thankfully, I managed to keep my mouth shut and she didn’t seem to have much problem with the task.

As a strongly visual learner who really did not click into reading until late grade 3 I had a couple of nightmare poetry reciting situations very early on. Where I went to school, the teacher would assign a poem as memory work and then, on the assigned day, get each kid in the class to stand up and recite the poem. I would get to the second line, freeze up, and take a scolding from the teacher for failing to do my homework. (The real fact was that I had spent many fruitless hours really trying to commit the stupid thing to memory –sometimes almost driving my father (a normally patient man) absolutely nuts.

In later elementary grades, ‘memory work’ was normally written down and marked later by the teacher. By then, I had settled on spending only10 times as long as anybody else trying to memorize a passage and then doing the best that I could to conjure up as many lines as possible.

In high school, I rarely attempted to commit Shakespeare to memory. It was easier to take a hit (in marks). The one exception was when we were grouped up and told to put on one act of Romeo and Juliet. I knew that if I didn’t learn my lines I would drag the mark down for everyone. I still couldn’t do it.

It’s funny how parents worry about bad things they may pass on to their children. The inability to recite poetry has been one of my nightmares. Now it seems that none of them got this particular fatal flaw.

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February 29/08

End of the Month Skating/Fitness Report:

I am happy to report that I ‘followed the plan’ that I set out last month. There was no skating as a lot of snow fell in Toronto during the month of February. In fact, the city is spending millions to remove snow from the side streets with loaders and dump trucks.

So in lieu of skating, I went to the gym with regularity and ‘did my thing’ on the cardio machines. I did manage to consume 16,000 calories (as measured by the perhaps dubious readouts on the machines). At the same time, I kept up my weightlifting efforts –although I have dropped one or two exercises that seem to be bothering my shoulder. Considering that I am doing less and less with my shoulder -it is bothering me more and more.

Despite my efforts on the cardio machines my weight climbed to 181. Hopefully this will be the peak for the year but with a trip to Arizona planned for mid-month it might not be.

Training Plan for March

It’s going to be hard to maintain my current activity level because the trip to Arizona will eat up 10 days including the travel. Of course I will be able to do some skating in the warm Arizona sun. I picture Kathy lying around the pool, reading a book and getting tanned on her front side when at the same time a few miles away, I strip to my waist and fry my back while chasing down cyclists along a recreational path.

We will also do some hiking, including at least one really long one but there's no doubt that we will also eat too much.

Before and after the trip, my goal is to maintain the same pace that I kept at the gym in February. I hope that I will be ‘going nuts’ on my skates on the pathways around Toronto by the end of the month.

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I’ve been laughing all day about a statement that my lovely wife made (to me) last night. The family was out for Kathy’s birthday dinner. It’s particularly funny when you hear it out of context –so that is how I will present it here. What she said was:

“You are a problem in my bed!”

 


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March 2 /08

Book Report * * * "The God Delusion" by Richard Dawkins

I have just finished this extremely interesting book. I suppose one could guess from the title that the author is a non-believer. However, he is not your everyday atheist but the distinguished Richard Dawkins –a professor at Oxford and author of many widely read books (mostly on evolutionary biology).

I suppose I ought to state up-front that I also am a non-believer. Never in my life have I ever really bought into the notion that there might be a God. However, as a child I was certainly confused about the matter for a period of several years. But –back to the book.

I won’t try to summarize the general argument of The God Delusion –except to say that in my estimation Dawkins does fine job of working through the theological arguments in support of God (and rebutting them as well) –and then explaining why "there (almost certainly) is no God". He then goes on to show that religion has nothing to do with morality and how, in fact, religion causes much harm. (I guess you can tell that I bought into the arguments).

I laughed out loud several times in the course of the first few chapters. I don’t remember the specific things that made me laugh but they may have had something to do with some of the pathetic “proofs” of God’s existence that have been put forward by theologians.

I have never spent much time contemplating the existence of God. To me, the fact that there is no God is self evident. Nevertheless I was a bit surprised by how little totally new territory Dawkins covered. I will just mention a couple of things I had never really considered.

First:

A widespread assumption, which nearly everybody in our society accepts- the non-religious included- is that religious faith is especially vulnerable to offence and should be protected by an abnormally thick wall of respect, in a different class from the respect that any human being should pay to any other. (Dawkins)

Dawkins gives a few examples of this “overweening respect for religion” and states that he will not be bound by the normal convention in this regard. I suppose that it would have been impossible to write the book without subjecting religion to proper scrutiny.

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Dawkins points out how unfair it is to indoctrinate children into the faith of their parents. Ideally children should be free to make there own decision about their religious beliefs when they are old enough to think clearly for themselves. Of course, if that ever happens it will be many decades or centuries from now. In the meantime, there will be some parents telling small children that unless they are good they will go to Hell and be tortured for all eternity. And then there is the whole guilt thing that some religious sects lay on.

My parents claim that they never told me that there was a Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy –or God. They wanted me to figure out these things out for myself. As for the first 3 –it would have helped a lot if gifts didn’t spontaneously appear from time to time. They did a little better on the 4th. Nevertheless I figured it all out in due course although I remember wavering on the subject of God at least until I was 9 or 10 years old. I didn’t have a lot of information to work with.

Anyway, this book is well worth the effort that it takes to read it -unless you are a believer who does not want to explore the possibility that there is no God. Dawkins says he wrote the book for those who are wavering.

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March 7/08 (9am)

Today is our travel day to Tucson. The problem is that there is yet another winter storm headed this way. They’re supposed to get about a foot of snow in Buffalo –where Kathy and I are leaving from. If we are lucky, we will be able to fight our way along the QEW to the border, get through and leave on time. Not too much snow is forecast until tonight and tomorrow. In New York, where we have to change planes it will be raining.

But we really have no idea what is in store fore us in the next 24-48 hours. It may turn out to be something of an adventure –reminiscent of the time we were part of a large group holed up in a church in Virginia for a couple of nights. A major winter storm had completely shut down the Interstate. For a while, Kathy thought I had found religion. (I was one of the most enthusiastic singers at the fairly frequent hymn-sings that were organized by the congregation. I figured –what the heck- I don’t have anything else to do!)

If everything goes perfectly, we well be in Tucson by midnight. If not . . .?

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March 8/08 (11am)

Yesterday was a long and frustrating day. The snow started just past St. Catharines. We were only held up for half an hour at the border and got to the airport in plenty of time. The flight was already delayed when we checked in but we still had a chance of making the connecting flight in Newark. Then, after we waited for an hour or two they announced that the flight was cancelled. They told us the next available flight out was Tuesday, 4 days away. The airline claimed that every single seat was booked for the next 3 days. (Canadian March Break is an insanely busy time for the Buffalo Airport apparently).

It was a long, slow and quiet drive back to Toronto. This morning, I looked into taking other flights to Arizona but they are stupidly expensive. Kathy is very upset. I am disappointed too. It’s shaping up to be a thoroughly miserable March Break.

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March 9/08

Although we are getting used to the thought that we we will be staying in Toronto for the entire March Break I have to admit that we still entertain thoughts of somehow getting away. We briefly considered driving to Myrtle Beach but the weather there is pretty cool and Kathy requires HOT. I stopped by a travel agency but it was closed on Sunday. I really doubt that any travel agency would be able to get us away at reasonable cost on such short notice but again I don’t really know much about that business. Perhaps we will make some enquiries tomorrow.

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Book Report * * * “Lance Armstrong’s War” by Daniel Coyle

A few years ago I read “It’s Not About the Bike” by Armstrong and a ghost writer and really liked it. That book was an autobiography up until around 2002 and was pretty heavy on the cancer part of Armstrong’s story. The part I liked was the cycling stuff and that is why I picked up “Lance Armstrong’s War”. “Lance Armstrong’s War” deals mostly with the fifth year that Armstrong won the Tour de France. The author sets up the race very well by introducing all of the main contenders and describing the preparations that each one went through in the few months before the race. He also introduces us to a wide selection of other characters associated with the pro racing circuit in Europe. I really enjoyed the book.

After reading “It’s Not About the Bike” I was happy to think that Lance Armstrong did not take performance enhancing drugs. Now I know that I was naïve to think this. Oh well.

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March 10/08

Book Report “The Road” by Cormac McCarthy

This novel won a Pulitzer Prize and I guess that is one reason why I picked it up. It is the story of a man and boy (father and son) who have survived the nuclear holocaust and the first decade or so of the nuclear winter that experts say would accompany a full out nuclear war. Almost everyone has perished. Virtually all plants and animals have been killed. The sun is permanently hidden by thick clouds and the air is filled with ash from the forest fires that have covered most of the earth. Most people who are still alive survive by scavenging food that was produced before the ‘holocaust’ and hunting other human beings for food.

This short novel is bleak, cryptic and depressing but is also compelling to read. Don’t pick it up if you are feeling fragile.

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March 11/08

Up until this morning, we were still playing with the idea of getting away for the last part of March Break. Then, just when we found a good deal that we thought we could live with it disappeared before our eyes –before we could book it. I’ve had this sort of thing happen before –you find a good price for an airline flight on the internet and when you try too book it the price goes up a hundred bucks. But this was worse because the whole holiday simply disappeared off the screen.

So, there will be no travel for us this March. I learned some lessons though. First it is very risky booking a flight through Buffalo especially when things are going to be busy. Second, Continental is a shitty airline and should be avoided if at all possible.

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I’ve been waiting for Kathy to finish “World Without End” –the sequel to “Pillars of the Earth” which I read a couple of months ago. Slowly the bookmark has traversed the last couple of hundred pages and the last time I checked she was perhaps 50 pages from the end. I figured that 50 pages would be ‘a good evening’s read’ but tonight she told me she thinks she is just about up to the point where she has already read.

I continually forget that Kathy reads the end of the book before she reads the middle. When the book is really good she will go to the end of the book several times and read more and more. I just can’t believe it! For me, it's a pathetic way to read a book.

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 March 14/08 * * * Chronicles of a One Armed Man * * *

Out of the blue I got a call from the surgeon’s nurse to see if I wanted to come in for my shoulder surgery next Tuesday. I gladly accepted the offer. Now my family, who had been ridiculing me for getting ready early for the operation, understands my motivation. So far, I have purchased and ‘learned to use' and an electric razor and an electric toothbrush. I also bought a small pouch that I can put on my belt to keep stuff in. It will be like an oversized pocket that will hold my cell phone, cash and cards, a pocket knife, pen and other odds and ends. Things would be a lot easier if the operation was on my left shoulder but this is not the case.

Now I have only 3 days to get ready for the operation. I’ll wait until Monday to tell 'the boss'. I hope he didn’t have too much planned for me next week. I guess he will have to pick up the all the coffees and muffins for the site meeting on Thursday. I probably won’t even go –but if I did it would be too much to ask of a one armed man.

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We changed to daylight savings time last weekend and it’s been just ridiculous. I say this and I am an early riser. I want to know who conned the politicians in the US to make the change. I have heard that retailers are always in favour of more daylight in the evening. I also heard about a study which contradicts the idea that there are energy savings associated with daylight savings time. Perhaps in a few years we can go back to a more reasonable daylight savings time start date.

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I notice a couple of days ago that the price of a barrel of oil was $109 and the price of a liter of gas was $1.09. Somewhat of a coincidence.

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March 16/08 * * * Chronicles of a One Armed Man * * *

 One of the biggest ‘problems’ that I can anticipate is the problem of tying up my shoes. On the internet I saw a demonstration of how to tie your shoes with only one hand. I tried it a few times and I actually managed to do it successfully a couple of times –but I am really slow and my shoes end up being way too loose.

Another ‘solution’ that occurred to me was to leave my shoes permanently tied up just loose enough that I can pull them on without fiddling with the laces. That means that my shoes would flop around on my feet all day long. I could draw the laces tighter by cinching them up with cable ties but I am not sure if it would be worth the effort. Nevertheless I picked up 100 small cable ties at Canadian Tire in case I decide this is the way to go. That way, I would have to carry around a pair of clippers (to break the ties) for when I want to take off my shoes.

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I am certainly not glad that our March Break trip to Arizona got screwed up. However I am glad that I was around Toronto with my cell phone on so that I could accept the offer of having the operation 4 weeks early. There is no doubt that if I had not answered the phone the operation would have gone to someone further down the list.

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I haven’t had a chance to talk to the Doctor yet but I am hopeful that I will be able to start skating a couple weeks after I get out of the sling. That would be 2 months after the operation which would put the start of my skating season at the middle of May. I’m thinking that I might actually be able to compete in the fall. Hope so.

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March 17/08 * * * Chronicles of a One Armed Man * * * (St. Paddy's Day)

Tomorrow is the operation. Today I saw the surgeon again. His name is Rick Zarnett. He agrees that I should be able to work by next Monday but he warned me that the cops would not be too impressed if they caught me driving with only one arm. I don’t really have much option unless I take a couple of months off work. I suppose I will have to be super-extra cautious in the way I drive the truck.

I asked about walking/hiking (its ok) and using the arc trainer (he says no). After a few weeks I will probably try the arc trainer anyway and see if my shoulder feels any different than when I walk. He thinks I should use the recumbent bike more than anything else. I guess I’ll try that –but I don’t like the bike very much because it can bother my knees.

This could be my last post for a few days. It depends how I am feeling. Entries will probably be short. Typing will be even slower that usual with only my left hand to work with.

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A few weeks ago the synchronized swimming team that Lindsay coaches won the Provincials. They did it in convincing fashion too! Last week they went to Divisionals where there are a bunch of Quebec teams thrown into the mix. The problem for Lindsay was that her best swimmer developed a heart ailment and could not swim. So she had only 7 swimmers doing a routine that was designed for 8. After the preliminaries, her team was in only 3rd place and Lindsay was pretty down about it. But she rallied her troops and her team won the whole thing despite having to take a penalty for being one swimmer short. After the final routine Lindsay’s swimmers were exhausted but ecstatic that they had managed to do their routine so well in difficult circumstances.

So it’s off to the Nationals for the team –where hopefully they will have 8 girls swimming.

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March 19/08 * * * Chronicles of a One Armed Man * * *

The operation went well from my point of view but I didn’t see Doctor Zarnett afterward so I don’t know what he thought about things. I have an appointment to see him next Wednesday. So far, I’ve been taking the full compliment of painkillers and I am already wondering how much pain there will still be when I run out.

I knew that my already pathetic typing speed would be way down with only one arm to work with –and it is. I also knew that I would be really bad using the mouse with my left hand. However, the weird thing about the mouse is that I always ‘right click’ when I want to ‘left click’ and vice versa. I know you can switch the program for the mouse so that the left button is right and so on but that would drive everyone else crazy.

I made a couple of sandwiches for lunch. Spreading the peanut butter onto the slices of bread would normally be pretty tricky because the bread would slide all around the plate without the other hand to hold it still. For this problem I used a trick I read about on the internet. I used a piece of that sticky shelf liner between the bread and the plate.

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March 21/08 * * * Chronicles of a One Armed Man * * *

Our 27th wedding anniversary. In another 15 months I’ll have been married to Kathy for half my life. Kathy only has to wait another 12.

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'The boss' called me up only 12 hours after I got home from the hospital hoping that I could work the next day. He told me we had “a situation ". I had to say that I honestly didn’t know if I could manage it or not. Later I decided that I would be able to go in. Luckily I didn’t have to do much –the men already knew what to do. I survived the day but will appreciate the long weekend.

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The surgeon told me several times that I couldn’t use my arm for 6 weeks after the operation. Knowing myself, I figured that it would be really hard to avoid using my hand since it would be right there in front of me all the time. I figured that little tasks would lead to bigger ones and pretty soon I’d be compromising everything. So – I thought I’d just keep my sling inside my outer garment all the time (in order to avoid the temptation of using my right hand). This idea didn’t work for a couple of reasons. First, I have to keep moving my wrist and fingers in order to get rid of the swelling in my hand. I never anticipated swelling in my hand after an operation on my shoulder. As well, the clothing that I had covering up my hand was tending to twist my wrist slightly and it was getting sore from being held for a long time in an unnatural position.

So it seems that, after all, I will have my right hand poking out in front of me –suspended by the sling at around belly button level and unable to help me through the day.

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Now it appears that I won’t need all my painkillers. I was expecting the pain to be a lot worse. I guess the pain to be expected from a broken and dislocated ankle (my only previous orthopedic surgery) is more than for an arthroscopic rotator cuff repair.

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March 24/08 * * * Chronicles of a One Armed Man * * *

I was having a bath and I couldn’t help but notice that my right biceps muscle is already shrinking. My right arm has gone from a bulging behemoth to a broomstick in 6 days! Soon it will be the size of a toothpick.

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Kathy is a little upset that I don’t need more help to get through the day. But really, she has done lots. Kathy is constantly helping me with adjustments to my sling. I’ve also asked her to clean my glasses, and trim my fingernails and scratch where I can’t reach. And, of course, I am getting out of cooking and dish duty.

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Since the operation, I haven’t been able to concentrate well enough to read anything longer than a newspaper acticle. My current book "The Weather Maker" will have to wait. My online poker playing has also been pretty bad. I just don’t have any patience right now.

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March 26/08 * * * Chronicles of a One Armed Man * * *

Unbelievable and fantastic news! Today, 8 days after the operation, I went back to see Dr Zarnett. He told me that he did not find any complete tears in the rotator cuff so all he had to do was grind down the bone spur. This means that he didn’t sew anything up and I won’t have to wear the sling for another 5 weeks while the two sides of the tear meld together. So I am to “lose the sling” and sign up for physiotherapy right away. My recovery from the operation has probably been advanced by around 6 weeks because my muscles will not atrophy for the extra 5 weeks.

What remains to be seen is if my problems were indeed caused by the bone spur. I am not sure when I may get an indication of the answer but I might get a hint from the physiotherapist tomorrow. I signed up with Jeff again. He was the guy who told me there was something wrong with my shoulder that could not be fixed by physio –and that I should go back to the doctor and ask about surgery. It looks like I owe that man a big thankyou.

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March 28/08 * * * Chronicles of a One Armed Man * * *

I went to my first physio session yesterday and came away with a bunch of mobility exercises that I gather I will be doing for a few weeks. Gradually strengthening exercises will take over as the most important part of the recovery program.

My right arm is still pretty useless but yesterday I found myself eating with my right hand. I can write and type too. None of those things require my right elbow to leave my side.

I am already thinking about when I will be able to get back on skates. Doctors and even physiotherapists tend to be a bit wishy-washy in their directions regarding when to resume activities like inline skating (the immediate cause of all my current problems). So this is what I am thinking right now: I will start skating when I have enough strength in my right shoulder to be able to swing my right arm up to compensate for my left skate catching an object on the asphalt. Skaters will know that, once in a while, one skate will encounter an unseen object and while the forward progress of the skate will not be totally stopped it will require a vigourous thrust of the opposite arm to compensate. This isn’t something you have to think about. It happens automatically. Once I can throw my arm I will start getting back into onto the trails. Hopefully this will only be a couple of more weeks.

In the meantime, I have resumed my workouts at the gym. The biggest factor holding me back was waiting for the stitches to come out. I wasn’t supposed to get the bandages wet and I didn’t want to work up a big sweat at the gym and then have to come home to have a bath. I went back to the gym the day after I got the stitches out. In the end, I didn’t get any exercise for 11 days. The roll around my midsection is evidence of that.

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I was switched suddenly from one jobsite to another because of “the situation” I mentioned a few days ago. I feel sort of bad about it because I was not busy all winter and the guy on the other job was (at least more busy than I was). Now, just when my original job was building up and the other job was winding down we had to switch. So I still have time to read books during the day at work. It’s a wonderful life!

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March 29/08 * * * Chronicles of a One Armed Man * * *

Earth Hour -8PM to 9PM

Tonight at 8 o’clock our family will enthusiastically celebrate Earth Hour by turning out the lights [and the TV, computers etc]. Perhaps we will actually have a discussion about our privileged lifestyle and what we are willing to do to reduce our family’s carbon footprint.

I think it is fitting that I have spent part of the day reading “The Weather Makers” by Tim Flannery. The book is all about the way humans have changed the weather all over the world by spewing carbon dioxide into the atmosphere. But it is also about the affects that the warming is having (and will have) on ecosystems, sea levels and so much more. Frankly, it’s a very depressing book but it is a book that every thinking person should read. We simply must change our behavior. The consequences of not doing so are far too great. I’m starting to believe that a serious and well thought out carbon tax is the only way to go. I’ll have more to say about the book when I finish it.

Later: our conversation did not end up to be anything like I was hoping for.

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March 31/08 * * * Chronicles of a One Armed Man * * *

End of the Month Skating/Fitness Report:

It is no exaggeration to say that my training program went all to hell in the month of March. At the beginning of March I was expecting to do some serious skating in Tucson AZ. Then our trip fell through. On top of that, I agreed to be squeezed in for my shoulder operation and lost quite a few days at the gym.

The good news is that the operation is out of the way and my skating season will not be cut in two. Instead I will get a late start. I would assume that I will start sometime in late April. It will all depend on how my shoulder is feeling.

I have now resumed my cardio workouts at the gym. The shoulder is still too sore to bother with any weight training and I can’t even do around half of my regular stretching routine.

My weight is steady at 181. I expect to lose about a pound per month for the next 5 or 6 months.

Training Plan for April:

To start, I plan to visit the gym 5 days per week, starting the weights and stretching exercises as my shoulder allows. As soon as possible, I will transition my activities outside. Once I can start skating I will put in lots of miles at a relatively slow pace. I'll make an attempt to cover as many routes as possible early on this year -before I want to start skating faster and faster.

 

 


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April 2 /08 * * * Chronicles of a One Armed Man * * *

This will be my last “chronicle”. Today I caught myself adjusting the radio in the truck –with my right arm. I also backed into the driveway looking backwards through the driver’s side window and steering with only my right arm. And, yesterday I shook hands with a guy (and then had to explain why I was bracing my right wrist with my left hand). It gave me a chance to talk about racing on inline skates for a while so it was worth it. I can also tuck my shirt into my pants and put deodorant on now.

Before you start to think that I have recovered note that with my elbow straight I can barely lift my arm to the side or front and I am still doing a lot of tasks left handed -to avoid pain in my right shoulder.

Originally I thought my life as an one armed man would last a lot longer. I’m glad that it didn’t. Although this is the last chronicle I will no doubt be reporting on the progress of my shoulder. The progress, or lack of it, is pretty all consuming right now.

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April 5/08

I drove all the way to Bedrock and back today. I took my brother Roger to pick up Mom’s car, which Roger is going to buy from her. The only problem was that there was up to 18” of snow on the road and there was no chance of getting the car out to the main road (which is ploughed). I’d warned Roger that there was likely to be too much snow on the road but he just didn’t believe it and I guess I got sucked in by his positive thinking.

Last year, in late March, I posted a picture of the last pile snow in Toronto that was yet to melt. It was on my front lawn. I said that this was more evidence of global warming. This year we had a cold and snowy winter and the pile of snow in front of our house may last until May. This year we have evidence of 'climate change' (a better term than global warming). With climate change we have warmer on average but also much more variable whether (like winters with a lot of snow).

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April 12/08

The glacier on my front lawn is still there -although considerably diminished in size. It still looks as though it will be the last pile of snow to melt in Toronto.

Later: For the record, the snow on the front lawn lasted to (about) April 17/08.

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I’m starting to get busy again. On Monday we will divert traffic to the north side of the Kingston Road Bridge (at the Rouge River) so we can start the demolition on the south side. We are supposed to finish this entire stage in 10 weeks. That’s a pretty tall order in my opinion.

The third and final stage at Davenport is well under way but I am starting to back away from that job as things at Kingston Road gear up. Union Station is done for now.

On Friday I picked up the drawings for my next job. It’s way out in Milton and involves the construction of two brand new bridges over branches of 16 Mile Creek. There is also work on 5 concrete culverts.

It has been almost 20 years since I have built a brand new bridge. I am not worried about it though. It’s harder to rehabilitate bridges than build them from scratch.

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April 13/08

Jeff, my physiotherapist, said last Wednesday that I should feel free to skate as long as I can swing my arms. He doesn’t understand that I don’t swing my arms when I skate (unless I want to accelerate very quickly or skate 35kph for a minute or so). I told Jeff that the only way I would be swinging my arms in the first few outings would be to recover my balance if I was in danger of falling. Jeff’s other comment was that I’d better learn to roll when I fall (and avoid sticking out my arms to break a fall).

This is good advice if you want to avoid shoulder injuries but my face, head, knees, butt or another body part would have to pay the price instead. And for me the real problem is that the way I fall is not really a conscious decision –it’s a reflex action.

I have thought about tying my elbows close to my body when I skate but this would mean that my ability to recover my balance and not fall down would be compromised. As well I would not be able to spontaneously swing my arms to speed up and skating in a pack would be impossible as well as dangerous. So I won’t do that.

In lots of sports (like skiing and motorcycle riding) one of the first things they teach you is how to fall down. I’m pretty sure they even do this in inline skating lessons. The problem is that it’s unwise to practise falling down on inlines at 25-30kph. That would guarantee a short season.

In one sense I am not in a big hurry to start skating. It would be wise to wait a little longer and in the long run it doesn’t really matter what day in 2008 I record as my first outing. But I am really tired of doing my workouts at the gym and getting up the motivation to go there is becoming very difficult -especially so when I think of all my skating friends having fun on the trails.

So sometime soon, on a beautiful warm and calm day I will drive to one of my favourite paths, lace up my skates and timidly take my first few strides. After that there will be no looking back.

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April 15/08

Today marks 4 weeks since I had the shoulder operation. I thought I would be wearing a sling for 2 more weeks but instead I have been out of the sling for 3 weeks. From my viewpoint the recovery has been going pretty well and my physiotherapist, Jeff seems to agree.

On occasion I find myself being frustrated that I can’t do more by now -but realistically I don’t think I could have expected more. I seem to go back and forth between being amazed at what I can do with my right arm and wondering what is holding me back.

Right now I can lift my arm straight to the side well past horizontal. This is better than I have been able to manage anytime since I hurt the shoulder a year ago. But I have a really hard time twisting my arm behind my back (as is necessary when you are tucking in a shirt or trying to get an itchy spot between your shoulderblades).

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As soon as I could, I went back to shaving with a blade. I’ll just use the new electric razor for trimming ear and nose hairs. But my new electric toothbrush is a different story. It really does an amazing job and I will never go back to a regular toothbrush now.

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April 17/07

The Toronto Board of Education voted last night to close more than 20 of their pools. Quite a few more are going to close in another year. For almost every one of the last 30 years Kathy has coached at least one sport in the pool –and sometimes two. Kathy coached the girl’s swim team in all 3 of the schools she has taught at and right now she is doing synchronized swimming at Oakwood.

The pool closures will kill the synchro league and that sport will die after this year. In one way this makes Kathy’s life easier because she will not have to get up so many mornings at 5:30 so she can coach the team at 7am. She will have more time for other non-school things and, at her age and stage in life, she certainly will not be taking up another sport to coach -so it will be a loss for the school, the board and the kids. But it will also be a loss for Kathy who willingly spent her own time to enrich the lives of a few Oakwood students.

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Well, after a 3 month layoff I have resumed skating. My shoulder feels fine. I can twist my arm behind my back (and assume skating position) with no problem. After 2 very easy days my back, neck and feet are feeling it. But I feel great.

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April 19/08

I notice that my personal email account had accumulated 622 spams. They delete automatically after a month. This is way more that the usual number so I looked to see how many were in the sk8toronto account. There were 1627 and that account is set to delete in a week. Since almost every spam sent to me is caught by the filters and never seen by me I would expect that this is the case for everyone else. Under the circumstances, I often ponder the motivation of the idiots who would send out all this spam.

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I’ve skated 4 days in a row now but since I am taking it pretty easy I am not feeling almost dead. I can add my feet to the list of body parts that are “feeling it”.

I’ve done 4 different routes on the lakeshore between Port Credit and Whitby. In the next few days I will try to fill in the gaps. The main missing route is the Martin Goodman Trail in the west end. Perhaps I’ll knock that one off tomorrow. In a week or two the ravine routes will be worth skating.

There are some good things about getting a late start to the season:

  • I won’t be starting and stopping in response to late season snow storms

  • I won’t be skating through nearly as many ‘wet spots’

  • I won’t be frustrated by many really cold days where you never manage to get warmed up (and skate really slowly as a result).

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April 20/08

Book Report -"The Weather Makers" by Tim Flannery

I finally finished reading this book. It was difficult to read because it was so depressing. The weather makers referred to in the book’s title are, of course, us. The book follows much the same path as Al Gore’s movie/slide show An Inconvenient Truth except that much more detail is presented and the scope is wider.

I was fascinated by descriptions of how global weather works and how scientists have managed to figure out so accurately what climate (and weather) has been in both the recent and distant past. I was horrified to learn how the actions of man have warmed the earth and how this warming has already caused widespread devastation. Even scarier, are the likely affects that global warming will have on every ecosystem on earth. To put it bluntly, we are all in big trouble and the longer mankind waits to face the problem [basically by cutting way down on the burning of fossil fuels and adding carbon to the atmosphere] the more trouble future generations are going to be in.

Some would say that this book is BS and that global arming is not really happening. Or they might say that if the earth is warming then it is not the use of fossil fuels that is causing it. These may be some of the same people who would argue that the world is flat.

So –if I’m so worried about global warming what am I prepared to do about it? First I will recommend this book to everyone. You are welcome to borrow my copy. Second, I will install a more fuel efficient furnace in our home within the next year. Third, I will look into the possibility of getting solar panels for our south facing (back) roof and using them to heat our water. Fourth, I will ask my boss for a smaller truck when I am due for a new one. Fifth, I will continue my efforts to minimize the use of small gas generators at work. (I can do this by making sure that we can use hydro power from the grid instead of using generators to power our tools). Sixth, I will have a very careful look at the energy efficiency of any major appliance that we purchase (including a motor vehicle). Seventh, I will become more Nazi-like in my quest to ensure that family members turn out lights, turn off computers, turn down the thermostat etc. Eighth, I will (quietly) advocate for a significant carbon tax for Canada.

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April 24/08

My poor mother went to the grocery store a few days ago. She wanted to pay with her debit card, as she has done for years, but when it was time to put her PIN number into the little machine she couldn’t remember it. I can just imagine the scene with a long line of frustrated customers waiting in line for my aged mother to try several different combinations and finally digging through here purse and wallet in an attempt to find enough cash. In the end, she did have enough cash to pay the bill and the lady in line behind her took the time to help my mom pack up her little cart so she could pull it back to the Home.

Mom’s memory might not be so great any more but she can still remember her embarrassing moments long enough to laugh about them later.

I will have to see if mom wants to change her PIN number to one that would be easier to remember. She may not even realize that you can change them.

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I finally have pushed my online, pretend money, poker bankroll up over $100,000. I did it all in tournament play –mostly on games where you pay $750 or $1000 to join the tournament. This is at least the third time I have started with $1000 and pushed it to over $100,000. I keep loosing my account when my computer breaks or needs the hard drive reloaded because I never remember the password. It’s ok though because it’s more fun when your bankroll is small.

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Amy got a drastic haircut last week so that she could donate her hair to a group that makes wigs for cancer patients who lose their hair due to chemotherapy. Nice girl. And the new hair style looks good on her.

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As an old married couple, Kathy and I have the same conversations over and over. One of my favourite ones goes like this: I will make a statement in which I deny my competitive nature. She will ask me why, if I am not competitive, I could never lose any sort game to my young children. I will pretend that I don’t understand her point and ask why I would deliberately lose a game. Then she will explain that I have just proven her point and after a bit of squirming I will say that I am going to try to do better with my grandchildren. Kathy will then say that she will probably die before any of our daughters gets around to having a baby –especially in light of the fact that all 3 of them seem to be pretty good at chasing boys away. Then I will say that perhaps Kaylee (the youngest) will have a baby in the near future –to which Kathy will say that “She’d better not”. To which I say that perhaps Kathy doesn’t really want grandchildren all that badly. You get the picture.

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April 28/08

Kathy and I both went to Stony Lake this weekend but we didn’t see each other. Kathy was there for a 'girl’s weekend' with a bunch of the ‘cottage moms’ from the south shore. Of course I asked for all the details when we met up on Sunday night but she was pretty tight lipped. I’m not really sure what real mischief a group of middle aged, affluent, white women could get into but I am having fun imagining.

My weekend was centered around getting Bedrock’s plumbing system up and running. Things went smoothly except for a leak in the dishwasher supply line that I only discovered by good luck. Some of the things I did (like carrying the canoe down to the lake and paddling out with the foot valve/filters) were difficult because I only have about one quarter of my normal strength in my right arm. But I managed, my shoulder is ok, and the job is done.

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I never get a full tank of gas any more. It’s because gas is $1.22/litre and I tend to drive my pickup until the gas light goes on. My company credit card has a $100 authorization limit so the pump turns off when I get to that amount. If the gas price goes higher I’ll have to ask the boss to raise the limit.

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April 30/08

End of the Month Skating Report:

It was a skating famine followed by a skating feast for me this month. For the first 15 days I nursed my shoulder and forced myself into the gym knowing that most of my skating friends were hitting trails. But during the last 15 days the weather was generally fantastic and I skated 12 times, covering 7 different routes.

Although it is cold down by the lake at this time of year this is the best place to skate because the ravines are still a little soggy. Somehow, I managed to cover almost the entire Waterfront Trail between Oshawa and Port Credit in the past 2 weeks (Well –at least the portions that are worth skating). I also visited Sunnybrook Park and the West Humber River (north of 401). These are my favorite ravine routes.

All of my skating was done at the pathetically slow pace of an old man who had managed to skate only 5 times in the previous 5 months. Except for some downhills, I’m sure I never reached the awesome speed of 30kph that my friend Candy Wong managed for a while last weekend.

I know, from many years of experience, that it will take about 3 months before I feel I really have my ‘good stuff’ back. Gradually, my back will stop aching, my legs will get some spring and my route times will drop to acceptable levels. I suppose this will be accomplished mainly through gains in muscular endurance and the pushing up of my anaerobic threshold. Warmer weather will also be a help but days with high pollution levels will definitely not. Perhaps I will make the Canada Day Marathon my first race of the year (if they have it this year). By then I should be ‘getting close’.

My weight is reasonable: 180

Training Plan for May:

It is too early to worry too much about speed. I will ‘work myself into condition’ by increasing my mileage (duration). On days when I don’t have a lot of time, I will skate intervals of between 6 and 17 minutes (depending where I am skating and how I am doing) and take a decent ‘back break’ in between. Perhaps by the end of the month I will start to notice that I am getting a little faster. I will get a new battery for my heart rate monitor so I can get a better idea of which ‘training zone’ I am actually skating in.

 

 


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May 1/2008

I have recently passed the 6 week mark since my shoulder surgery. This is the time when I originally thought I would be able to remove the sling. I would have been pretty miserable if this is how things had worked out. Now, instead of just starting a long rehab, I am more than half way through a shorter version.

I saw the surgeon, Dr Zarnett, for a follow-up today. He says I am doing very well and that I can start to taper down the physiotherapy. I am directed not to lift heavy things over my head for a few more weeks. I didn’t ask him about the advisability of inline skating because I was afraid he might tell me not to.

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As a skater I face the real possibility of falling down and hurting myself each time I go out. Because I don’t go to TISC practices or otherwise skate in large groups very often I don’t fall very much. I would guess that I ‘go down’ an average of once every 50 times out. I would also say that only about one quarter of my falls amount to anything more than an embarrassing moment or a slight bit of road rash. It’s the falls that I take perhaps once in 200 outings that cause harm.

So, I only have a 0.5% chance of hurting myself in a single outing but (assuming 20 outings) a 10% chance in any month. I really hope that May/08 is not the month. I don’t think I’d get much sympathy from Dr Zarnett. Of course it is possible that I could fall badly and yet not hurt my shoulder. But this is less likely when my shoulder is already weakened.

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May 3/08

We had a strange role reversal in our house last week. Kathy has been really busy with swimming in the morning and 100th Anniversary celebrations for her school in the evenings. One night last week, Kathy arrived home after Kaylee had gone to bed and left again before she got up. Before I went to work Kaylee asked me in a worried tone: “Did Mom come home last night?”

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Certain sports are associated with a high risk of injury. Skydiving, motorcycle racing and downhill skiing come to mind. I think the general perception of inline skating is that it is a somewhat risky pursuit. I would agree -and sometimes I wonder whether, deep in my subconscious, I am getting a thrill out of my close calls. I have lots –perhaps an average of one a week. My close calls almost always have something to do with loosing my balance after hitting a small object or having to avoid somebody (or something) on the path or road.

I won’t bore you with details of all my close calls. If you skate you will have had similar experiences and if you don’t I wouldn’t want to discourage you.

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May 4/08

The Flying Fossils will reunite for another crack at the Montreal 24 Hour Marathon! There is a chance that the entire original team (from 2007) will be back. Some members are recovering from injuries but nobody is definitely out. The biggest question mark is team leader Stephen Fisher who is suffering from a herniated disk again. I roomed with Stephen in Duluth last year and I know that he was really suffering then.

Today I told Kathy that I would be going away to skating events for two weekends in a row in September. She didn’t flinch when I told her but I’m sure I will “hear about it” a few times between now and then.

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May 7/08

I got 2 interesting emails to my site in one day!

Hi Dad, -I just wanted to tell you how funny I think your entry from April 24th was (about your repeat-conversation with mom).  I've read it to many of my friends, all of whom have decided to add your weblog to their 'favourites.'  Hilarious!!! -Lindsay

Hi Lindsay, -Thanks for the email. It's always so great when someone tells me that they appreciate one of my creative efforts. -Dad

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Dear Ed Duncan, -My name is ES and I am a student at **** Univeristy currently finishing up a masters in media production.  I stumbled across your site during a search for information on the Leslie Street Spit.  My thesis film is about the Leslie Street Spit and its unlikely transformation from a dumping ground to a nature sanctuary.  At it's core, the film is really about nature's ability to rise up out of the ashes and overcome great odds to create something spectacular.  I was thrilled to come across your website and hear about your own remarkable story with inline skating.  What a great story about what you can accomplish when you put your mind to something.

I am currently looking for people to interview for the film, who are linked in some way to the Leslie Street Spit, and can comment about their own amazing success to act as a metaphor for the success of the spit.  Vicki Keith, the accomplished marathon swimmer, has already agreed to participate.  I noticed that one of your favorate skating routes was along the Leslie Street Spit.  I imagine you are very busy, but I was wondering if you might be available for an interview to speak about some of your experiences during your inline skating career.  I am based in Toronto but would be willing to interview you at your convenience.  

Any help you could offer would be most appreciated.  Thanks in advance for your time and consideration. -Sincerely, -ES


Hi ES, -I would be happy help you out with your project. However, I am a bit shy on camera so you might have to give me a couple of chances to answer a question properly. To me, the opportunity for inline skating on the spit is a darn small part of the real story of the spit. You clearly grasp the history of the spit better than I so I will not try to tell you (too much) what is important for the film.

I assume that you have been out to the spit on a warm sunny weekend. It’s really neat to see so many people walking riding and skating out and back. A really cool sequence would be a telephoto shot of an inline skater (me) skating straight toward the camera and negotiating a route around birdwatchers, kids on bikes and so on.

I have two connections to the spit that you might be interested in. Years ago, I went out with a girl whose uncle worked for the Conservation Authority that conceived the idea of the Spit. This guy was in charge of the construction of the spit. The family story was that he had done a fantastic job of getting the spit built. Years later I became aware that the construction industry thought the building of the spit was a gift from heaven because it was a perfect (cheap) place to dump all the excavated materials from projects in the downtown area. I remember reading that the authorities in charge were having a hard time closing the spit for dumping because of the incredible demand. Apparently, they kept making it bigger (adding lagoons here and there) to keep everyone happy. Finally they closed it except for concrete –so they could reinforce the windward sides.

My other connection to the spit is through a friend of my mothers. This is a family story and may not be completely true. John Carley, an architect in Toronto (and my mom’s friend’s son) realized the recreational potential of the spit and started to hound the city to open it up to the public. He started a group called Friends of the Spit. The group was stonewalled by the city for years but somehow, in the end, they got their way (at least partially). -Ed

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May 11/08 Mother's Day -(Bedrock)

My poor mother. When she came over for dinner last night she told the following story on herself. Earlier in the day, Mom decided to wash some linen because some mice had gotten into the cottage during the winter. When she entered the laundry room, she was confronted with two similar machines –one for washing and one for drying. Her problem was that she couldn’t remember which one was which.

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Last summer, just before he left, Uncle Jim gave me custody of a power sprayer that had been jointly purchased by the Engleburn Pointers to spray BT for the gypsy moths that had devastated the area the year before. I think it was only used one year and then the gypsy moth population declined to almost nothing. When he handed it over he told me that the sprayer also makes a great leaf blower.

Today I mixed up some gas and fired up the new leaf blower. As I suspected, Kathy thought this new toy was the best thing since sliced bread and she spent a couple of hours blowing leaves off pathways, roads and lawns all over Mom’s, Ian’s and our own place. Twice, she ran out of gas and brought the blower back for a refill. She seemed truly happy as she blew leaves, pine needles and other assorted debris out of the way.

Seeing Kathy with the leaf blower reminded me of an explanation I once read as to why people like to carry around guns. When you carry a gun you extend your “range of influence” to about as far as you can see. If you have no gun, rock or stick your range of influence is only as far as you can reach. With a stick in your hand the range of influence is extended to whatever you can poke with the stick. With a rock, or other projectile, your range of influence is extended to as far as you can throw. As I said, a gun will extend the range of influence to everything you can clearly see.

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May 13/08

I have arrived at the stage of spring skating that I hate. I would think that I should be getting faster but there is little measurable difference in my speed. As well, every time I go out I am hopeful that my back will hurt less than before –but this is not happening.

Thank goodness that I have the years of experience which tell me that I only need to persist for a while longer and things will eventually come around.

Don’t get me wrong though. I still enjoy my outings. In fact, skating at this time of year is just plain wonderful. It’s just that it’s wonderful, frustrating and painful all at the same time.

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May 16/08

Amy recently made some comments about my wardrobe. She thinks it is just plain ridiculous that some of my clothes are older than she is (22 years). I, on the other hand, think that this is wonderful. Amy further complains that my most offensive piece of old clothing has bloodstains on it. It’s a hockey jersey and she does not understand that this is my blood and that it was spilled for a worthy cause (trying to win the game). It is because of the bloodstains that my beloved jersey has stayed out of the hands of Goodwill (who would probably cut it up for rags).

I gather, from the behavior of the women in the family, (that’s everybody except for me) that the proper way to manage a wardrobe is to buy more clothes than you need, make sure you pay twice as much as they are worth and only wear half the clothes you own on a regular basis. Then you should give “old” clothes to a charity while they still have a lot of useful life still in them. Sorry, it doesn’t work for me.

Perhaps you are thinking that I have no appreciation for style. But you are thinking wrongly. I have touched on the subject of style on construction sites before (here) but now I will admit that I have a strong desire to conform to the “uniform” worn by site supers in these parts –and most likely throughout North America and in other places as well. Important items include good quality work boots, always with a rounded toe, heavy duty workpants or jeans and a white hardhat. A t-shirt, sweatshirt or jacket (depending on the weather) is often accessorized by a florescent orange vest complete with two vertical stripes on the front and an X on the back. Most often, the vest is left unbuttoned. The most stylish construction superintendants have lots of decals stuck onto their hardhats.

And of course skaters have a uniform as well. You always know a skater is getting “serious” when they make the leap to form fitting garments made from spandex, lycra, elastane or other stretchy material. These clothes are usually as bright as possible and to be really in style they will feature multiple logos such as BONT, CANADA, K2 etc, etc, etc.

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Mixed metaphors can be really funny. Kathy came up with a classic this morning when she told me she “felt like she had been hit by a slug!”

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I got Kaylee to read the above entries before I posted them to the my weblog. When I asked if she thought I had come up with anything funny she replied that "You are an embarrassment" (to a 17 year old girl). I'll take that as a compliment.

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May 18/08 (Bedrock)

The weather for "the May 24" has been less than perfect but it hasn’t stopped Kathy and me from having fun at Stony Lake. At one point today, before the rain, we were both playing with our favourite toys. Kathy was blowing leaves with her “new” leaf blower and I was cutting down small, dead trees with my chainsaw. It must have made a terrible racket but we were enjoying ourselves.

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It seems preposterous, but I need to have four different gas mixes on hand at Bedrock. (2-stroke engines require a gas-oil mix). The problem is that different engines require a different ratio of gas to oil. The leaf blower needs 32:1. The outboard motor and my chainsaw use 50:1. Tom’s new motor (which I picked up and brought to the cottage this weekend) needs to use a 25:1 ratio for the break-in period. Finally, the lawn mower uses straight gas. I have quite an assortment of gas containers stored under the cottage. I’ll have to start a labeling system or someone will make a mistake and cause some damage. Lucky I don't smoke.

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Barb, the girl in the office at work, phoned to ask my preference for a personal (work) email address. I gave her my thoughts but I couldn’t help ask if I am supposed to check my work emails at home on my own time or if there will be some sort of hardware coming along with the new email address (read here laptop or Blackberry). She claimed total ignorance.

It’s been getting ridiculous that I can’t get online at work because everybody wants to communicate through emails (or on the phone) these days. Faxes are so old-fashioned and half the time I am not really in a position to send a fax. This happens especially near the beginning of a new job when you are still waiting for a telephone line to be installed, are arranging for utility stakeouts and organizing the sub-contractors, labourers, material and equipment.

I hope it’s a laptop and not a Blackberry. I don’t think I would be inclined to type messages with my thumbs and stare at a 2” screen for very long.

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May 20/08

I had my first fall of the season. It was unlike any previous fall I’ve had -but nevertheless I had practiced the fall (in my mind) a few times before it actually happened. I will admit that I was pleased with myself.

I was skating on the new LakeshoreTrail near the Rouge Hill Go Station in Scarborough. I have an out and back loop that takes around 15-16 minutes to skate (when I am feeling good). On a previous loop I noticed a woman walking a large dog (maybe a lab?) without a leash. The dog was clearly undisciplined.

For my forth and final loop I wanted to record my best time of the season. I was flying along the path at perhaps 28kph when I encountered this particularly stupid dog and positively retarded owner. As I approached, the dog and owner were on the left side of the path but as soon as I made eye contact with the dog (as is my custom) the stupid thing ran into my path. The owner did absolutely nothing. A long time ago, I decided that if this situation should ever occur I would not try to take evasive action -but simply bend my knees a little more and take out the dog. The reason for this is that dogs are smaller animals, they are faster than humans and the onus is on them to avoid a collision. If I try to avoid the dog I will almost certainly fall in an off-balanced sort of way and hurt myself more seriously than I would by colliding with a nice soft dog.

I followed my plan pretty will. I hit the dog with my knees but his center of gravity was below my knee level so the dog ended up wrapped around my ankles and I went head over heels into the grass at the side of the path. I did one complete somersault (actually a high speed front roll) and ended up back on my skates. I think the dog let out a bit of a whimper and the owner just stood their with a stunned look on her face. I was really angry and I yelled at her “That dog should be on a leash”. The owner made no reply so I said “Do you understand?” At that point the woman said “Yes” and started to offer some excuse. I cut her short with “Good” and resumed my skate.

If I ever see that stupid pair again and the dog is not on a leash there will be some significant yelling taking place.

As I continued my loop I felt as though I had lost my focus and I was expecting a pathetic split-time at the far end. However, it was much better that I was expecting and I decided to “put the hammer down” on the way back. Somehow I managed to redirect my anger into focusing on staying low and extending my push. The result was a season best split on that route.

In other related news, I don’t seem to have harmed my shoulder or any other body part. And the dog? I hope he is not badly hurt –but I hope he limps around for a few days to remind his stupid owner of what happened.

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May 21/08

This is my eleventh year of skating and I realize that the first ten years have been characterized by 3 distinct stages.

During my first 3 years I skated totally alone. However, my main goal was to skate as fast as possible and in retrospect, I think I made really good progress. During this period I wore out 3 pair of increasingly expensive rec skates, progressed from 72mm to 80mm racing wheels and assumed the “hands behind the back crouched over position” that I had observed another skater doing. This period ended with a 1:37 marathon effort in tough conditions at the Niagara Marathon where I beat all sorts of “speed skaters” but realized, at the same time, that it was time to join the ranks of “real” speed skaters.

I was a full fledged and enthusiastic member of Toronto Inline skating Club for the next 3 seasons. In this time I made giant strides forward in my skating technique. I also learned about more suitable attire and went through my first two pairs of racing skates. I also started indoor skating in the winters but unfortunately this was he beginning of the end for my time at TISC. My ancient body (actually my left hip) could not take the stress imparted by the constant counter-clockwise, short radius turns and the slippery surface. I was never much of an indoor skater but by the end of my time with TISC I was one of the best 'over 50' marathon skaters in North America. Marathons don’t put too much stress on my hip –it’s track skating that I can’t take.

Over the last 4 seasons I continually expected to overcome my hip and some back problems and resume training with my old skating club. It was a blow for me when all the outdoor practices started to be on a 200 meter track. My hip can’t take it on an ongoing basis and it hardly seems worth showing up once in a while and get my ass kicked by all the new faces.

So I guess I am entering my 4 th stage of inline skating. I no longer have any illusions regarding my ties to TISC. I know I would be a little bit better if I endured the practices –but on the bright side I don’t have to stagger from my truck into the house on Tuesday or Thursday nights. I always know I share a lot in common with TISC members and I do see lots of them on the trails and at competitions. I also scan through all the blogs that I know about so I keep up pretty well with what is going on.

It’s tough to do honest speed work alone and I am always so hopeful that I will do better. In the end, speed work is the thing that my body misses the most from the old TISC practices. In general though, I miss hanging out with the crowd and competing against club mates on a friendly basis.

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May 24/08

Amy went to a concert at the Molson Amphitheater. Without warning (according to Amy) they confiscated hundreds of cameras from patrons coming in. Everyone was given a number and told that they would be able to collect the cameras after the show.

When the time came to retrieve her camera Amy waited in a huge line-up for 40 minutes and did not even step one inch forward. Apparently they had only 4 teenagers handing back cameras and nothing organized to make the process go faster. The situation with the crowd got out of hand and was barely contained by the pay duty cops who were on hand. Finally the cops started to tell the crowd that they would have 60 days to pick up their goods if they wanted to go.

Over the next couple of days, Amy had to spend a considerable amount of time to get her camera back. You have to wonder how my people will end up loosing their cameras altogether. And of course, there were thousands of cameras inside the concert grounds that were missed by security -not to mention the cameras that everyone has on their cell phones these days.

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Last year, after breaking in my newest pair of skates, I noticed that the inside of my right knee was hurting. I figured that it was some sort of ligament thing and fixed the problem by moving the front of the frame out as far as it would go. This helped me push with my heels instead of with my toes so I was doubly happy with the adjustment. This year, my right knee has been hurting on the inside right. It must be some sort of cartilage problem. Now I have readjusted the skate frame half way back to where it was. I am curious to see where my knee will hurt next.

When I have any sort of problem with my knees I always ask myself whether playing football in high school was worth it.

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Pretty soon I will be mounting my first set of 110mm wheels onto the "109mm frames" that I acquired last winter (full story on Dec 30/07). I’ve had the new frames on my skates for the past 5 weeks but I’ve been using up my old 100mm wheels. I like the longer (13.2") frames better than the old (12.8") frames that came with the skates but I am not sure whether I will like the 110mm wheels or not. I read a post on Andrew Heggarty’s blog regarding a switch back too 100mm wheels. It made me realize that 110mm wheels may not be the best thing for everyone. I still expect that the 110mm wheels will be good for me because I am a fair size by inline skating standards and fairly strong as well.

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May 25/08

My little route beside Lake Ontario at the bottom of Whites Road in Scarborough features an interesting view. Across a shallow bay, are a large wind turbine and the Pickering Nuclear Generating Station. It is the juxtaposition of the new and the old that always strikes me when I glance over at the big windmill to see which direction the wind is coming from.

However it seems that the ‘old’ will be new again. The Government of Ontario will soon be building (commissioning?) a new ‘nuke’. It’s OK with me because nukes don’t add more carbon to the atmosphere.

Later: I found out that the wind turbine is actually on the grounds of the nuclear generating station. It was built there quite deliberatly as a 'demonstration project'. As a result, it is not really situated in an ideal place.

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I went for a big long skate on the Lakeshore Trail today. Kathy was on her way to Guelph so I got her to drop me off in Port Credit. It was 39k back to my house and it took me almost an hour and 40 minutes. The last time I skated for this much time was at the Belle Island Marathon in Detroit exactly 1 year ago. But that skate was in the pouring rain. Today’s outing featured brilliant sunshine and no wind. It also featured a lot of people in my way on the path but I was expecting it and I managed to take it in stride. This outing was a lot of fun and I look forward to doing it again soon.

I waved to Mike Lin who was going the opposite way near the rowing club close to Jameson.

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May 27/08

In two consecutive days I went from skating in virtual calm to dealing with a ferocious west wind. (When I put 'www' in my skating log it means 'wicked west wind'). I usually hate fighting the wind but it was very steady so it wasn’t as much hassle as usual. Considering the conditions, I managed a very fast loop: up hill and against the wind at barely more than 21kph and back to my starting place at 34kph. I felt like a snail on the way out and like Superman coming back.

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May 28/08

My last pair of skates caused me pain when I skated low. My new pair (now ten and a half months old) causes pain when I don’t skate low. Clearly, my skating should be technically better now.

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The Sex in the City movie is getting a lot of hype these days. It’s almost too much to bear. Kaylee, however, is very excited.

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Lindsay was chosen “Coach of the Year” by Synchro Ontario. It’s quite an honour. She won’t be able to go to the awards dinner because her team needs a lot of work before the Nationals and the Banquet conflicts with a practice. I guess that type of dedication to her team is why she is getting th award in the first place.

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I managed to register for Northshore for $55. As I stated last year my goal will be to win more money than I paid to enter the race. Of course I will spend hundreds on travel and accommodation –but that is not the point.

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May 30/08

I’ve been wondering if this would ever happen and now it has. I am going back to rehabilitate a bridge that I was involved in building in the first place! The bridge is on Strachan Ave almost under the Gardiner Expressway and just north of the Princes’ Gates at the CNE grounds. Actually the new project involves the rehabilitation of two bridges. There is a second bridge just north of the one I worked on in 1981.

I moved to Toronto from Calgary in 1980 and worked for Delcan –a firm of consulting engineers. In the fall of 1981 they put me on the Strachan Ave Bridge rehabilitation as the inspector. The title of inspector sounds pretty impressive but actually in the construction environment it really just means ‘record keeper and rule enforcer.’ Anyway, the contractor was G. Tari Limited and I watched them reconstruct the bridge in the fall of 1981 and in the spring of 1982. In essence, the job was to dispose of the existing steel beam bridge deck and replace it with concrete box girders. Once the job was finished I quit Delcan and started with G. Tari Limited as a surveyor (doing construction layout). It was a great move for me. From G. Tari I jumped to XXXXXXX Construction and I have been there ever since.

If you read this weblog in detail you might be wondering how I will work at Strachan Ave and also in Milton. I’ve been “reassigned”. I will not get to build two brand new bridges after all. It would have be too easy anyway (and too far from home).

The Strachan Ave bridge is almost beside the Martin Goodman Trail (West Side) so I expect I will be skating there quite a bit this summer and fall.

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I’ve seen lots of dead animals on the road (raccoons, porcupines, rabbits, squirrels, skunks, cats, dogs and dear) but I have never seen a beaver. Today I saw one on the Lake Shore in the intersection at Coxwell.

Later: add groundhogs and foxes to the list above.

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May 31/08

End of the Month Skating Report:

I believe I achieved my objectives this month. I know that I am stronger after 18 outings. My back is bothering me a bit less, my neck is fine, my feet are ok now and my left ankle does not bother me any more. I was having some problems with my right knee but I shifted my frame and things are better. (However, I don’t really know whether things are better because I shifted my frame or despite shifting my frame).I suppose that I “followed the plan” quite well –but “the plan” was not terribly ambitious so I can only take credit for “getting out there” and doing what I love to do.

I only added one trail to the list of routes completed for this year (East Don north of 401). I’ll try to better this month. There are still quite a few that I have not tried yet this year.

My weight is down a fraction –to 178.

Training Plan for June:

I still have a way to go before I can say that I am in ‘good shape’ and there is nothing wrong with continuing along the path that I was following last month. Basically, I am doing workouts with long (7-20 minute) intervals and some long skates. I vary the intensity as my body will allow. Probably in a couple of weeks I will find it useful to start doing some shorter, more intense intervals and/or some hill workouts. I’ll see if I can fit in two of these before the end of the month.

I would hope to be able to report that I am in ‘decent shape’ by the end of June.

 


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June 3/08

I’ve been by my ‘new job’ site at Strachan Ave a couple of times and have been checking out a set of drawings and specifications that I managed to get a hold of. There is an awful lot of work to be done there in the next 5 months. But the work is straight-forward and it might be possible to finish on time. (The City of Toronto sets virtually impossible deadlines for bridge work and then doesn’t really make a big fuss when the inevitable happens and the contractor takes longer to finish.

Of course, I’ve been in the Strachan Ave neighbourhood a few times in the years since I did my last job there in 1981/82 but I really didn’t realize the extent of the gentrification that the area was undergoing. Back in ’81 the huge Massy Ferguson factory that had dominated the area around Strachan Ave and Ordinance was shut down but still standing. There were numerous abandoned factories and a lot of empty land between the Gardiner and King Street starting at Strachan and going west to around Dufferin. Now the area is filled with new houses, condos, studios, restaurants, small businesses and retail outlets. I never would have believed the transformation would be possible 27 years ago.

Interestingly, a big part of the job we will undertake could be termed "beautification". We will be taking down a lot of functional but ugly railings and replacing them with a much more appealing design.

It is unclear when we will actually start doing work on the site.

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I ‘volunteered’ to help Mike Lin at the Ride for Heart and it felt good to spend time with some real skaters. I saw Mike, Christine and Joel Stitt, Randy Domm, Jackie Shu, Gord Simbrow, Ed Leung and Jen and Stephen Fisher with Holly. There was another TISC skater but I can’t remember his name. My wife Kathy came along to help as well –but she did not put on skates. I guess this is the first gathering of skaters that I have been at since last year.

This is the first time I have helped out at the Ride for Heart. I would gladly do it again.

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June 6/08

I just happened to be driving over the 401 at Rougemont Drive at around 4:10pm. There must have been 50 people, many with Canadian flags, standing above the core lanes and looking east. I realized right away that they were waiting for the military procession bringing back the latest Canadian soldier to be killed in Afghanistan. By good luck I was driving north and I had a good view of the core lanes all the way to Whites Road. The highway was empty but, in the distance, I could see the procession coming toward me. I pulled over and watched around half a dozen OPP cruisers, almost as many motorcycle cops and 4 shiny black cars (one of which was a hearse) pass by. The site brought tears to my eyes.

I began to wonder how many people had been standing on the bridge at White’s Road and how many more would be at Meadowvale, Morningside, Neilson and so on –all the way down into the core of the city. Until today I didn’t really understand why they decided to call the section of 401 from Trenton to Toronto “The Highway of Hero’s”. Now I get it.

War is such a waste of human life. I wish it wasn’t necessary to ask young Canadians to fight them. As for Afghanistan –we are getting screwed by our NATO “Allies” and we should get out soon. Too many Canadians have died already.

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Today I skated with my 110s for the first time. OH MY GOD! 110mm wheels are the best innovation to come along since they introduced the 5x84mm frames. Even though there was a strong wind from the wrong direction I totally blew away my course record. Even allowing for the fact that I was skating on brand new wheels I noticed a huge difference in power and speed. I never want to skate on 100mm wheels again.

I’ve read that it is desirable to have ones feet as close to the asphalt as possible and apparently the skate manufacturers go to great lengths to keep skaters low. However, this does not make intuitive sense to me. I would think that (up to a point) it would be better to have a big space between the bottoms of your wheels and the bottoms of your feet. As long as your ankles can cope with the added stress I think that employing a longer lever would always be faster.

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June 8/08 (Bedrock)

Last week, at the end of the work day, I went to the Lakeshore Trail at Port Union Rd and skated for a long time at fast pace. I rarely push myself harder than I did that day. It was no surprise that during the evening hours I felt physically drained. When I went to bed I decided to take my heart rate after lying in bed for a few minutes. (I have to use the clock-radio for this so I have to count the beats for a full minute. This is why I can report odd numbers like 59 or 67).

Anyway, I recorded a shockingly high heart rate of 67bpm. The next day, I had an easy day on the trails. That night I recorded a resting heart rate of 58. Next day, I did a tough workout -but not as tough as two days before. My heart rate that night was 65. Yesterday was a day off -and my heart rate was 57. It all makes sense.

In Barry Bublow’s “Speed on Skates” he talks about checking your heart rate as soon as you wake up in the morning. You are supposed to be able to tell if you are overtraining by monitoring your morning readings. But this does not work for me. If my morning heart rate is a measure of anything it would be “how apprehensive I am about my upcoming day at work”. (Any information about overtraining would be lost to the more overwhelming influence of work stress).

But I think I might have hit upon a helpful indicator regarding how hard I am skating. And every indicator helps when you are self-coached and training alone.

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Long after we had gone to bed we got a call from Lindsay. She was in Edmonton at the Synchro Nationals –and her team had just won Division 6. She was really excited. She reported that it was a very narrow victory and I suppose that made it all the more exciting. Her duet team exceeded all expectations and came 4th overall, and 2nd in routine. Lindsay says they could not have swum any better. Congratulations Lindsay!

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Speaking of beavers (see May 30 above), one of the pesky critters chewed down a tree 5 meters from the front of the cottage. Luckily it was a small tree, 4-5cm diameter and only 4-5 meters high. Even better, I’d been thinking about cutting that tree down anyway –to improve our view of the lake. There are some trees on our property, however, that if the beaver chewed down I would have a fit. It’s about the only thing that could happen that would make me want to own a gun.

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June 11/08

Late in the work day, I notice two people standing on the bridge at Port Union Road and facing east. One of them had a Canadian flag. I realized that another military procession with yet another dead Canadian soldier was getting close to Toronto. I cleared my plate (so to speak) and headed over to Rougemont Drive where the parking situation is a little better. There I stood, with perhaps another 40 people, until the procession went by. This time I actually stood on the sidewalk and I saw lots of people waving their support from the cars below. And there was a lot of horn honking going on as well –especially from the big rigs that were ahead of the convoy. When the convoy went by, I noticed that there are even more cop cars and motorcycles involved than I had realized and there were also two helicopters, one on each side of the 401. I didn’t notice helicopters last week but I’ll bet they were there.

Just as the limos passed under the bridge a rear window came down a few inches and a small hand, (I assumed it was a women’s hand but it might have been a child’s) emerged and waved to all the people on the bridge. I couldn’t help but wonder what relation that person was to the poor dead guy.

Again, I had to fight back tears. What a waste.

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June 13/08 (Friday the 13th)

Kathy came home from an annual citywide coach’s meeting with a fancy trophy. She was honoured by the TDSSAA for her commitment to speed swimming and synchronized swimming over the past 30 years. She was taken by surprise as these awards usually go to basketball types and not to coaches of ‘less important’ sports like swimming.

Kathy was eligible to retire at the end of May but has decided to keep going for the time being (as we have yet another child just entering university in the fall).

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On June 8th I reported that my heart rate upon going to bed seemed to correspond directly with how hard I had skated that day. The (apparent) direct relationship between heart rate and workout intensity continued for another few days -until yesterday.

Yesterday I did another long and intense workout and fully expected to have a high heart rate upon going to bed. To my astonishment, it was only 51bpm-the lowest that I have recorded so far.

So it seems that my bedtime heart rate is not a measure of how hard the day’s workout has been. It may only be an indication of how my body is responding to the workout loads that I am putting on it. Or perhaps my bedtime heart rate has nothing to do with skating at all.

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I was planning to enter the Canada Day Marathon in Cambridge on July 1. Now, at work, I have started a campaign to take off Monday (the day before July 1st) and work on July 1 st. I’m clearly not doing this to suit myself but because it makes sense to have a long weekend. As well, our major supplier (Dufferin Concrete) is doing the same thing.

It’s remotely possible that I’ll be able to sneak away from work and skate in the race anyway -but with one job getting down to the final crunch, one job just getting going and another little job due to start on July 1st I am probably screwed.

Perhaps, next weekend, I will go to Hamilton for the TBN marathon on the Hamilton Trail as partial compensation.

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June 15/08

Amy stated, with a straight face, that “the rest of the family is worried about me”. It seems that I have been seen hanging laundry on the clothesline. I gather this activity is viewed as out of character.

By way of explanation I will say that I have recently fixed up the clothesline and it needs to be tested to ensure it working at peak efficiency. As well, other family members should get with the times. I think that a reasonable initial goal would be for our family to do half our clothes drying for half the year on the clothesline instead of in the dryer. Since I don’t mind a few wrinkles in my clothes I am willing to go further.

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We had a couple of thunderstorms today. I’ve always liked thunderstorms. I like them all the more when I’ve already worked in my skate for the day. Today I skated from Port Credit to home. It was the second time I’ve done this. I went quite a bit faster this time but since it’s a point to point route that statistic is more or less meaningless. The route would take forever if there was ever a strong east wind. However, I don’t suppose I would choose to skate that particular route if those conditions prevailed.

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June 19/08

Kathy has died and gone to heaven. I brought a serious power washer home from work and she has been going nuts on the back deck, driveway and goodness knows what else. I try to keep the cat inside when she is wandering around looking for things to point the wand at.

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I am getting pretty frustrated by all the rain. I didn’t skate on Monday or Tuesday because, at the very end of the work day, just as I was heading for a park –it rained. On both days this was the first rain I had seen all day. On Wednesday and today the rain held off until I was actually skating. It didn’t really pour down on either day. It just rained enough to wet the ground, ruin my outing and make me wonder whether I should be going to the trouble of cleaning my bearings.

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June 24/08

Last weekend, I went down to Hamilton to skate in the TBN marathon. No really fast skaters showed up so I didn’t have to try to stick with a super fast pack until I was dropped. Instead, Ed Leung and I did most of the route together with him leading almost the entire time. I ran out of gas with half a lap to go and finished perhaps a minute and a half behind him. I ended up averaging almost 30kph and was happy with that. Without my namesake I’d have never gone so fast.

Two things stopped me from skating faster yesterday. Conditioning was an issue but I’ve only be skating around 9 weeks and I really couldn’t expect more. More alarming was my darned hip. I was really disappointed when my left hip started to hurt almost right away. It always seemed to hurt when I was leading or struggling to keep up. At less stressful times, when I could stand a little straighter the hip was ok.

Now I am asking myself why my hip always hurts in marathons but rarely in practices. I really do skate long and hard in some workouts. Perhaps the infrequent breaks that I take to rest my back do even more to relax my hip. I am wondering if I should perhaps force myself to skate extraordinarily low in order to put stress on the hip and hopefully get a positive training response. The problem with this is that skating low hurts a lot and the natural response is to simply skate higher. Clearly, when skating, one has to think about other things like avoiding objects on the path and with the lack of concentration on staying low I will just end up higher and higher as I go along. (This is where I need a coach to yell at me).

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Also last weekend, Kathy and I went to a 25th wedding anniversary party at a horse farm in the Caledon Hills. The party was for my cousin Roz (and her husband Glenn). The farm is owned by Glenn’s brother Garth. It was quite an impressive property and a very nice party too.

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June 28/08 (Bedrock)

My grand plans for getting a long weekend went down the tubes. Not everyone at work would agree. It figures.

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Work has been stressing me out for the last few days. I think I have explained before that starting a job is the hardest thing I do, finishing one off is the next most difficult thing. Right now, I am doing one of each –in addition to helping with survey work on another project and trying to figure out how to get yet another small project going.

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June 30/08

End of the Month Skating Report:

June was a good month. I skated 19 times. The big news is that I finally tried some 110mm wheels. I love them. In other good news my back*, left ankle and right knee are all fine now and I no longer have the feeling that it’s early in the season (and that I am trying to work myself into shape).

I know that I could make further gains in cardio vascular fitness –but advances will be more marginal now. As well, I haven’t gotten around to doing any workouts involving short intervals. Next month for sure!

There were a couple of disappointments. My left hip really bothered me when I did the TBN Marathon. Then, a few days later, I skated extra low for a long time and my hip bothered me again (this time after the skating rather than during). Now I am not sure whether I should go out of my way to avoid hurting my hip or whether I should do the opposite in the hope that it will become accustomed to the abuse. I suppose I’ll follow a road somewhere between these two extremes.

The other disappointment was that I pulled my back* late in the month. It seems to be fairly minor and I expect to recover pretty quickly. The Canada Day Marathon in Cambridge is out however. Right now, I can skate but I can’t skate hard. I will spend July 1st at Bedrock.

*Saying that my back hurts and at the same time is ok requires explanation. My back is ok in the sense that I can now stay low in skating position for a decently long time without feeling undue pain. Strengthening my back to accommodate long periods of skating usually takes about 3 months. My back is not ok in the sense that I have pulled a muscle (or something) and I will have to wait while my body heals itself until I can skate with 100% effort again.

I haven’t been home for a while so I am not sure about my weight right now. I will guess at 177 but I may correct this next week.

Training Plan for July:

Now that I am in decent shape I will start to do some short intervals. Hopefully this will make me a little faster yet on some of my favourite routes. As my Kingston Road job is almost done, I will not be able to skate very often in Port Union and I will miss this route. I have enjoyed the smooth curving path right beside the lake with no crossings, impressed concrete, interlocking bricks and very few pedestrians to bother me. I enjoy the steep hill and I even like the road in East Point Park.

I suppose I’ll be skating a lot more on the Martin Goodman Trail (both east and west) and also on the road at Bedrock.

 

 


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July 9/08

My laptop broke down a few days ago. It was a frustrating and perplexing problem –first for me and then for the poor guy I hired to fix the problem. After eliminating a great many possibilities it turned out to be either a problem with an automatic Windows update or a memory card that Amy had left in the computer. I’m inclined to think it was the latter now. Anyway, now the laptop has a much faster hard drive and is working very well.

I didn’t miss going online as much as I thought I would have but I did feel bad about depriving the world of my weblog for such a long time. There must have been thousands wondering why my site wasn’t being updated.

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Kathy has been asking me to fix up the small shed that we have at Bedrock. I built it, for storage, quite a few years ago, in only a day or two. It looks like it. Right now, the roof has a very small overhang and no soffit or facia. The siding is aspenite, there is no widow and the door is a piece of plywood. I’ll admit it’s a bit rough but half the population of the world would consider it a great place to live.

Nevertheless, I’ve agreed to “make it nice”. The first step was to move it to a better location and this is what I did over the last two weekends. I had fun with jacks, blocks, chains, ropes, shackles and pulleys and so on -and managed to get the shed pulled about half way to the new place with relative ease. At that point I had to pull the shed up a small incline and my pickup truck kept spinning out under the load. By the time I finally got it to the new location the shed was missing the roof (which I had to dismantle to lighten the load). That’s OK because I have to rebuild the roof anyway.

The next job is to lower the shed to its final position and start on the new roof.

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Work has been killing me for the last few days because we’ve been working nights. We had to do this in order to separate ourselves from the railway with fencing, debris platforms, scaffolding and netting.

The problem with working nights (besides the obvious) is that I have to make all my calls, accept deliveries and do my pickups during the days. So, I end up working nights and days.

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Skating has been going fine. Mentally, I am just about ready to start some speed work.

In just a few days, the season will be half over. For me, the inline season lasts for 7 months, April through October. During the other 5 months you have to consider yourself lucky to be skating –especially if you have a job that hogs the daylight hours.

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July 11/08 (Bedrock)

Amy has gone to New York City with 3 girlfriends. When I asked if she had noticed the parallel with Sex in the City she replied that I was far from the first person to point this out. Kathy phoned Amy and she is having a good time.

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Since I started skating I have become far more aware of the wind. I used to marvel at how my friend Grant would notice the characteristics of the wind -but it made sense because he was a keen sailor. I would suppose that everyone loves skating on windless days as much as I do. But on really windy days I always do my best to embrace the situation. Sometimes when I am skating against the wind I imagine that I am winding up a big spring that will be unwound when I turn around and go with the wind. This analogy would probably not occur to anyone who, earlier in life, did not have to wind up two springs on their alarm clock every night. One spring was to run the clock for another 24 hours and the other spring rang the bell for a few seconds (until the spring ran down). As the spring ran out of energy the tone and volume of the bell changed in a predictable way. Back in those days there was no such thing as a snooze alarm. You only got one chance to wake up unless you put up with the sound of two ticking alarm clocks every night.

But I digress. I was talking about the wind. On the very windiest days I find that I will skate with the wind around 30% faster than against it. For example, I might skate upwind for 14 minutes, turn around and come back in 10 minutes.

But this ratio is nothing compared to a story that I heard today. I know a guy who takes his paddling pretty seriously. He has a route that usually takes 12 minutes each way. On this particular day he went out in 35 minutes and came back in 6. It is interesting to consider that with water sports the wind affects speed in two ways. It acts directly on the participant (and his boat) and it also changes the characteristics of the medium –the water. At least inliners don’t face that problem.

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July 13/08 (Bedrock)

I did my first set of intervals in almost a year. It wasn’t so bad. I never ever did intervals on my own until my TISC days came to an end. Before joining TISC the thought never occurred to me and while I was training with TISC I did plenty of intervals at the practices.

I wired myself up with a heart rate monitor and a GPS device. My heart rate topped out at 170 a couple of times. This was higher than my supposedly theoretical max of 220-55=165 but below what I did last winter on my favourite cardio machine (175). Perhaps if I increase the length of my intervals my heart rate would pick up a bit. I managed an average speed of 34kph in my 8 intervals which each lasted around 75 seconds over a distance of 700m+.

One reason I don’t do more interval training is that I feel a little irresponsibe flashing past other path users at 34kph. For this reason I usually end up doing them on a road –where the car drivers wouldn’t even notice or care whether I am going 27 or 34kph.

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I have not mentioned the “paddle-about” on Stony Lake since 2005 (here). This year, we started the event at the ungodly hour of 7am because Kathy had to drive to Toronto for an MRI in the early afternoon. This arrangement was perfect for me because I like to go paddling early before the wind comes up and the motorboats start buzzing around the lake. We took Anke with us and used Ian’s cedar strip canoe for our little adventure. Ian’s canoe is a beauty and they say that they are going to leave it to me in their will. It would be a prized possession.

We collected all of the tokens except one and had Kathy back to Bedrock around 9:45. Unfortunately, it was rainy and windy for this year’s paddle-around.

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My poor Mother! She saw a partially finished game of Solitaire (the single player card game) and told me she couldn’t remember how to play it anymore. I said I would teach her and it was clear that she had a grasp of the general idea. At first it seemed to be only some of the details of the game that she had forgotten. These were things such as the initial layout, what to do with aces and where to put the kings. But then I went back to check on how she was doing and I saw that she had put a red 6 on a black jack. When I pointed out the mistake she still didn’t get it. I had to explain that 6’s go on 7’s and only 10’s can go on jacks. Only then did she realize that she had made a mistake. I have to wonder what sort of Bridge games my mother and her friends are playing when they get together once a month.

It is almost 50 years since my mother taught me how to play solitaire. I never imagined that I would end up teaching her back.

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July 17/07

Kathy and I went to see “We Will Rock You” last night. It was great! I enjoyed it more than any other big production that I have seen in Toronto in the last 25 years –with the possible exception of “Joseph” –with Donny Osmond.

The plot had to be “over the top” in order to "work in" so many classic Queen songs –and it certainly was. The load was shared among plenty of actors, none with a voice as good as Freddie’s, but the singing and dancing were fine. It was interesting to get a new take (and some new lyrics) on the old Queen songs. It was fun to have a laugh at the expense of some Canadian entertainers and other things Canadian as well.

If you are somewhere around 45 to 60 years you really should see this show. If you are younger but are familiar with Queen you should see it too.

Thanks to Amy for the gift of the tickets.

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July 19/08 (Bedrock)

At long last, I can say I am skating fast again. It seemed to take a long time this year but I did get a late start because of my shoulder. I wonder whether the single set of intervals I did last weekend had anything to do with a couple of really fast (for me) tempo runs that I managed to pull off this week. Perhaps, -but just as likely were the good conditions and adequate rest.

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Work is stressing me out again because I am involved in 4 projects –any one of which I could devote all my time to without getting bored. The situation is ridiculous and silly. But I am not laughing.

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July 23/08

ACDC

I laughed right out loud a few weeks ago when I spotted a toddler sporting an ABCD T-shirt with a lightning bolt between the Band C. Of course, it is a ripoff of the AC/DC logo. Perhaps the T-shirt makers are paying a royalty –but I doubt it.

What makes the joke funny is the mixing of opposites (Babies vs Heavy Metal). This sort of humour appeals to me for some reason. Gary Larson’s “Far Side” cartoon strip used to be a favourite when he was still doing them –and the mixing of totally unrealated things was the whole schtick.

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It was all over the news today. At Pearson Airport it has been the wettest June/July on record. I had really been noticing how lush and green everything was for the middle of the summer but I didn’t realize that it had been that wet. I am lucky to have skated as often as I have.

I was supposed to start a culvert (a big concrete tube to take water from one side of the road to the other) this week but there was so much rain that we gave up.

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July 24/08

The Toronto Police have filled a warehouse with hundreds of stolen bicycles that have been recovered in the last few days. That warehouse is right beside our site trailer on Strachan Ave. You can look in the ground floor windows and see all the bikes lined up in row after row. It’s quite a site. Rental moving vans are endlessly delivering load after load of bikes and “at risk” kids have been hired to help sort everything out.

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July 26/08 (Bedrock)

Around 20 years ago I trans-planted several pine trees from back in the woods to close to the water. I guess they were around 3 feet high at the time. The feeling was that there were not enough trees growing in front of our cottage. This is all that is left. Beavers have “done in” the other trees and almost managed to kill these remaining two. You can see that that the trees have been fighting for their lives by sending up new shoot after new shoot –only to be foiled by the beavers time and time again.

Stunted Pine Trees

I admire the tenacity of the trees -but not the beavers. Come on beavers -give these trees a break! Photo: David Williams.

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July 31/08

End of the Month Skating Report

I am amazed that I managed to skate 20 times considering the wet month that we had. (Toronto had a record amount of rainfall in July). I was never caught in the rain but I did quit one skate after only 15 minutes and beat the rain by only 2 or 3 minutes. Physically I survived the month in good shape and I believe that from a fitness perspective I am still making progress.

I started doing some relatively short intervals on a once per week basis. It’s hard to do intervals alone and I would have to have a race on the horizon to make me do it. On the other hand, it is fun to whiz past semi serious cyclists –if only to let them pass you back while you are gasping for breath at the end of your run.

I had a serious look at going to two different marathons (Chicago and St. Paul). Neither one was doable if I wanted to stay married. This means that the 24hr in Montreal and Duluth will probably be my only competitions this year. That’s ok because I really don’t need to compete all that often in order to keep up my motivation to train.

My weight is steady at 177.

Training Plan for August

This is probably the most important month of the season since I will be in two competitions in September. Without getting carried away, I intend to push myself pretty hard all month long –before starting to taper a little for the 24hour and Duluth in September.

Last Minute Update:

I wrote the above two nights ago and have been waiting until today to post it. Today I crashed. It was another incident with a dog –the second this year. The owners knew I was passing by but the dog did not. This time the dog was on a leash but the owners did nothing to rein in the dog. The dog did an unexpected 90 degree turn across the path and I tried to jump over it. A wheel caught the leash and I went head over heals onto the asphalt pathway. I came down hard on my right shoulder –the same one I had the operation on (in March). The “road rash” encompasses two of the 3 scars that I got from the arthroscopic surgery. It hurts a lot and there is significant damage but I am hopeful that I have not done serious (long term) damage to my shoulder. I will update this story after the long weekend –which I will spend at Bedrock.

 

 

 


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August 2 /08 (Bedrock)

As I waited for the laptop to boot up I could see a reflection of my new demobilizing arm sling in the mostly black screen. The last 36 hours have been eventful to say the least.

After posting my “End of the Month Skating Report” (complete with the addendum) I had a bath. When I got out I had “the shakes”. This sort of thing never happens to me so I decided to go to emerg at East General Hospital to see if I had broken any bones. It turned out that I had cracked the radial head in the twisting fall. (I stuck out my arm to break the fall). I went to the hospital thinking that I may have broken the acromion process and ended up finding out that I had broken my elbow. The acromion process is the part of the shoulder blade that ends on top of the shoulder beside your collar bone –and is the very same bone on which I had an operation in March.

I arrived home at 2:30am sporting my new arm sling and managed to get 2 hours sleep before going to work. It takes more than a broken arm to foil a concrete pour on one of my jobs. In fact, the concrete truck driver noticed that I was walking around with untied boot laces and offered to tie them up for me –nice guy! I’ve been directed to wear the sling for two weeks and then report to the fracture clinic at the hospital. Likely, they will tell me to lose the sling and take it easy for a while.

Now I will have to do without my right arm for 2 weeks. After my operation in March, I thought my arm would be in a sling for 6 weeks but it turned out that there was no complete tear and I was excused from wearing the sling after only one week. As a result, I have experience living without my right arm and I will be able to organize myself pretty quickly. Boot laces and writing are two of the biggest problems. I will solve the lacing problem like I did before –pre-tying the boots and employing a device to cinch the laces tighter. The writing problem will be solved through avoidance and more use of the computer at work. But my typing will be even slower for a while.

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When I arrived at Bedrock, I was greeted by my lovely wife –who informed me that our home in Toronto had been broken into earlier in the day. The burglar was caught red handed in a neighbouring house but he ran away. Another set of neighbours, our friends David and Teri, decided to check our place after hearing about this. Kathy went back this morning and reports that there is almost nothing missing. $100 US that Amy had left over from a trip to New York is the only thing Kathy could find missing. The thief was apparently after only cash, expensive jewelry, laptops and unopened bottles of liquor. All these things are in short supply around our house. Kathy says it's embarrassing to admit there is almost nothing in our house that a thief would bother with.

Thank goodness the thief didn’t spot my shot glass collection.

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I was pulling Amy’s leg a little last week. When any of my girls (this includes Kathy) gets their hair cut they are disappointed when I don’t notice –even if they only get 10% of their hair removed. So when I let the barber shear my head like a sheep (thereby removing perhaps 90% of my hair) and Amy didn’t even notice -I couldn’t let it go.

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August 3/08

I discovered a huge scat up on the point between Bedrock and Mom’s cottage. It could only have been deposited by a bear. This makes sense because it has been a good blueberry season, bears love blueberries and there are plenty of blueberry bushes up on the point. I’ve been offering to take people over to see the bear poo but nobody is interested. Go figure. I should have had sons.

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We have noticed that all the rain in July (it was an all time record in Toronto) has really helped the mushroom population around Bedrock. As well, the swamps are full, the ferns are still alive and there is an overall sense of lushness to the whole envirnment.

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I have received a lot of advice to quit inline skating in the last couple of days. It started with the triage nurse at the Emergency Department and included my boss. For now, this prospect is unthinkable because I have two important competitions coming up. I must somehow maintain my fitness level until I can get back onto my skates. Then I have to “find the zone” on my skates before the 24hr race in Montreal. My team mates are counting on me.

In the long run I suppose that I will give more consideration to hanging up my skates. This is not to say that I am leaning toward quitting. However, I have to consider that I fell hard, while skating, onto a shoulder that was only 4 1/2 months past an operation caused by several more inline falls (and probably some other factors as well). On the brighter side, I will have to consider that I have skated hard for 11 years and I’ve only had one operation, a bum hip and one broken bone out of the deal. (Well. . . actually I think I broke my finger another time).

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August 4/08

Kaylee did not have a great day at the Crowes Regatta, partly because she had to go to work before it was over and partly because she is no longer in the sort of condition she was after years of uninterrupted swimming training. She earned my respect by just giving it a try -and she did win one event while getting a few ribbons in others.

In the mile swim on Sunday Kaylee came 2nd in open women with a time of 21:21. One woman over 40 (Masters) beat her too. My brother Tom put on a strong showing with a time of 22:24. He’d been doing a bit of Masters Swimming in Calgary but his routine had been messed up by a shift change at work.

Things picked up for Kaylee at the Juniper Regatta. She finished in a 3 way tie for first place overall. If she had gone in the distance paddling event she would have won the whole thing.

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It was reported to me that an interesting thing happened to the winner of the women’s singles canoe race at the Crowes Regatta. Her left breast popped out of her bathing suit and she just kept paddling on in her quest to win the race. Naturally, she fixed herself up after she crossed the finish line. It all seems fitting with the onset of the Olympics only a few days away. In the Ancient Olympics the competitors were completely naked.

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August 7/08

Quite a few times every day at our Strachan Ave site we are overcome by the stench of a trailer load of live pigs driving by on their way to a slaughterhouse not far away. The poor piggies are stacked into two layers on the trailer and some have their snouts sticking out through small openings in the trailer walls. We can hear piggy noises too –as they pass by. I imagine that they are calling “HELP ME” in hog talk.

The empty trailers leaving the slaughterhouse stink almost as badly as the full ones going in but there are no pathetic pig cries. I have never noticed truckloads of bacon or pork chops driving by at the end of the day. Perhaps they leave the slaughterhouse in unmarked vehicles.

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August 10/08

The Fall. . . My recent fall was a little different from ones in the past. This time a medium sized dog (actually a large hound dog) walked in front of me at the very last moment. Without even thinking, I tried to jump over him. I think I was probably too close to clear the dog and I think my skate somehow became snagged on the dog’s harness or leash. When I am falling I usually manage to plan my landing fairly well –taking into account all of the important parameters that will influence my trajectory (like velocity and rotational forces). But this time my skate snagged the harness and changed the dynamics of the fall half-way through. Somehow I ended up somersaulting, breaking my fall (and a bone in my arm) with my right hand and then, I believe, landing simultaneously on my head and right shoulder. I cannot find any evidence on my helmet that I actually hit my head but the helmet is well-used and a new mark or two would not make a difference. If I did hit my head, then it’s the first time in 11 years of skating.

At the hospital, the emergency room doctor put me in a fancy sling and told me to make an appointment at the Fracture Clinic in 2 weeks –for a follow-up x-ray. I was therefore surprised when the Fracture Clinic left a message to report there only 4 days after the fall. I figured it was a mistake and didn’t go because I was busy at work. When I finally made contact, the nurse gave me heck, basically saying that I should have had an orthopedic specialist take a look at my arm -rather than rely on the opinion of an emergency room doctor. Now it is too late and we are following the original plan. The Fracture Clinic nurse was surprised to hear that my arm was not in a cast. This is all a little alarming but I am still hopeful that I am on the correct path to recovery.

I think I’ve been pretty good about not using my right arm -considering it is not in a cast. Although I’ve not been wearing the sling every single minute my biceps muscle is already shrinking. This is definitely not good for my self image.

Probably what would horrify the doctors at East General Hospital more than my failure to wear the sling at all times is the fact that I went out skating today. I didn’t skate for long before it started to rain, yet again. But the 27 minutes that I got were beautiful. How could I even consider giving up such a beautiful sport?

The big problem with one armed skating is that it is difficult to lace and tighten your skates. Today I had to be satisfied with skates that were way too loose. However, I have an idea for the next time I go out. If it works I will apply for a patent and retire early.

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The Olympics are in full swing. I love watching the summer games on TV every 4 years. I will have to be careful not to overdo it at the beginning of the games because it is the tack and field events in the second half of the games that I enjoy the most.

Thinking back over past Olympics there are a great number of special moments that I remember. Very often they involve Canadian competitors. Most of all, I remember Bob Beamon’s incredible long jump in Mexico in 1968, Greg Joy’s second place finish in the high jump at the Montreal Games, the 100 metre finals involving Ben Johnson and Donovan Bailey, Simon Whitfield in the triathlon at the Sydney games and finally the hurdle final in Athens with Perdita Felicien. I actually wrote up the Perdita tradjedy 4 years ago in this same weblog. August 2004 Scroll down to August 25th.

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July 15/08

Between working, workouts and the Olympics I've been too busy to make entries to my weblog. There have been no "Canadian Moments" so far. I went for my 2 week follow-up regarding my broken arm on Wednesday. The following is the email that I sent to the Flying Fossils last night:

Hi,

Well, the short version is –I’m in! For the longer version -read on.

The emergency room doctor was correct about most things except that he lead me to believe that my arm would be in better shape after 2 weeks. In fact, I am out of the sling and have been instructed to work hard on regaining my (elbow) range of motion. It hurts quite a lot to straighten the arm too much. As well, the Fracture Clinic doc stated that if I fall again in a similar way in the next few weeks the radius will split and I will need an operation to fix it.

I wavered for a while but I’ve decided to resume skating (I actually skated twice with the sling) and do my best to reduce the risk of falling. I’ll do this by skating in quiet places and a little less often. As well, I’ll skate with my arm tucked inside a T-shirt for a while. This will prevent me from throwing up my arm for protection if I go down.

My shoulder was also injured (again) in the fall but right now it is hard to say how badly. It is stiff and sore right now but partly from non-use. So, my arm will be sore for the race and I probably won’t be able to swing my arms when I want to sprint. This is the same situation as last year. I was really hoping I would be able to go a bit faster this year but now I’ll likely be about the same.

You might not want to be the skater right after me. I’ll be giving pathetic pushes. It was Rob who had to suffer last year.

Ed

There was a funny response regarding holding a beer in my hand to ensure I don't fall again and a bit of talk regarding my "wimpy pushes". It's really a great bunch of guys.

Tomorrow morning I will be heading up to Bedrock for a week of holidays. I don't know how things will go at work without me -I hope OK. I think I left them in decent shape.

Since there is no internet at Bedrock there won't be any postings for a while. However, I'll likely post quite a bit when I get back. With the sore arm I won't have a lot to do except train and watch the Olympics.

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August 16/08 (Bedrock)

I will admit now to being pretty depressed about my arm a couple of days ago. I couldn’t get over how much both my elbow and shoulder hurt when I was allowed to remove the sling. I didn’t know that both joints would come around fairly quickly once I could to start moving them.

I saw the original x-ray on my second visit and I can’t get it out of my mind. It looked as if a bomb had been dropped right in the middle of the radial head. I didn’t get to discuss the x-ray at length with the doctor but I would guess that the damage was caused by my humerus jamming against the radius. Hopefully, my body will clear away the cloud of debris that surrounded the damaged section of bone –at least I hope it does!

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Canadians have finally won some medals after a week of competitions at the Olympics. I gather that it was really bothering some people. Frankly, I don’t think Canadians should expect a lot of medals. We have a small population; only one tenth the population of the US and only one 40th the population of China. Of course we are not going to win a lot of medals.

I watch the men’s 1500 metre swim final where Ryan Cochrane won a bronze. It was a fantastic effort and means that Canada’s swim team was not shut out of medals. On the track, I watched as the absolutely incredible Usain Bolt won the 100m dash on the track. He was 2 metres ahead of the rest of the field. I should also mention Michael Phelps. I watched around half of his 8 gold medal races live –and had lots of chances to watch replays of the rest. His two most unbelievable events were the 4x100 freestyle relay (where his team mate somehow pulled out a victory on the last length) and the 100 fly where Phelps somehow managed to out touch the swimmer on his left. He won by one 100th of a second –a margin of only 2 centimetres when you are swimming at 2 meters per second.

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August 18/08 (Bedrock)

I’ve been thinking back over all of the times I have fallen down and injured one of my shoulders. I wanted to see if I could discover any patterns so that I can attempt to avoid behaviors that lead to injuries.

But first I want to note that I have been skating for 11 years and have covered a lot of miles on my skates. Judging from my 3 years training with TISC and from what I’ve seen at races and other group skates I believe that I fall down less often than the “average” skater. However, this would be impossible to prove. I would attribute my lack of falls to good balance and agility on my skates. Nevertheless, after 11 years I have a considerable quantity falls and close calls to consider.

The first thing I have realized is that I have fallen more often in the last few years than the first few. At first I wondered whether this could have anything to do with age –the thought being that my reflexes are slower and I might be less powerful or less flexible. These are all things that could lead to more falls. Flexibility is not a factor because I stretch now and am more flexible. The other two are possibilities but I believe they are not very significant. More important, I think, is the way I skate. Speed skaters glide for a long time on a single skate and truly get their full body weight over their gliding skate in order to do so. With the double push, skaters actually push hard with their outside edges and their center of balance ends up pretty far outside where the skates are. Normal speed skating and especially double pushing expose a skater to catastrophic falls when the skater gets into trouble at the wrong part of their stride (when they are off balance). The reason I did not fall very often in my first 3 years is that I was a rec skater (ie never really getting my weight totally onto one skate). I suppose that I was also skating a little more slowly.

The off-balance nature of inline speed skating brings me to my second thought. Several of my falls have been due to hitting unseen objects on the path at the wrong part of my stride. One time I hit a stick that was covered up with leaves. Another time I hit something that I never did findl. On another occasion I hit a road snake when I was trying to sneak a peek behind me in a race. In another race I clicked skates with a competitor and went down.

And this brings me to another observation. Skating in traffic increases the likelihood of falling -for obvious reasons. There are several things that constitute traffic. Inline races and skating club practices are number one. I’ve gone down in two races but never at a TISC practice –except indoor where everyone falls now and then. Crowded bicycle (multi-use?) paths are another source of traffic and my two most recent falls are due to dogs on these paths. It’s funny, I am always so very careful around small children but around dogs I seem to expect more. I suppose, as well, that I am not particularly concerned about injuring a dog –but now I realize that I should be concerned about injuries to myself (rather than some random dog). The third type of traffic is vehicular. I only encounter vehicular traffic at Bedrock where I skate on paved county roads. Although I have never made contact with a car or truck I can assume that the consequences would be devastating. I feel safer now that I have started to skate on the same side as the cars but this took some getting used to.

There is one more type of fall that I have witnessed and has also happened to me –low speed falls. Sometimes skaters go down when skating very slowly or even just standing around. The reason, I think, is that without any momentum there is less that a skater can do to regain their equilibrium when they start to fall. It’s sort of like trying to ride a bicycle very slowly without loosing your balance.

So, what to do if I want to seriously reduce my incidence of falls? Short of not skating altogether, the best thing would be to avoid racing, skating club practices, crowded bike paths, skating too slow or fast and places where there is debris on the asphalt. It would be best to revert to recreational skating style as well. Well, I can’t do all of the above. I already skate in very few races or organized events and I no longer go to skate club practices. What I can do is slow down a little more on crowded bike paths and when there is debris on the skating surface. I’ll have to learn to embrace the “opportunity” to skate more slowly in the same way I try to embrace windy days rather than let them get me down. Also, I’ll have to start regarding dogs in the same way as I do small children (slow down and proceed with extreme caution). Of course, I will not revert to my old skating style. I’ll just have to be more cautious.

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August 19/08 (Bedrock)

I don’t have much luck with canoe tripping in Kawartha Highlands Provincial Park. Two years ago Lindsay and I tried to pick our way from Long Lake to Coon Lake with only a Topographical map and compass to guide us (click here). It would have been easier with a real route map like you would have in Algonquin Park. On that trip, we ended up portaging our canoe into a swamp and then getting lost on the portage back to Shark Lake. We were lucky, and only ended up losing an hour or so.

Today Kathy and I decided to do the route in reverse –from Coon Lake to Long Lake. We thought we had everything worked out logistically. We loaded the canoe into my pickup and Kathy followed me to Long Lake where she parked the car. Then we both drove in the pickup to Coon Lake and started the trip. We paddled the length of Coon Lake took the several hundred metre portage into a small unnamed lake, did a carry-over into another small lake and another carry-over into yet another small lake. I’ve heard this referred to as puddle-hopping. We had lunch and did another long portage into Shark Lake, the first really spectacular wilderness lake on the trip. ( Coon Lake has cottages and the others are too small to be called spectacular). Another portage into Vixen Lake and yet another portage brought us to Buzzard Lake. Buzzard and Long Lakes are the real prizes on this trip and the going is easy from this point on as there is a lot of paddling with only a short portage separating the two lakes.

This is the point where Kathy realized that we had left the car keys in the pickup. We had done 6 of the 7 portages but had only covered half the overall distance. We realized that we had little choice but to turn back and take the hard way out.

Back in the truck, after 5 and a half hours of hard work Kathy admitted that I had done a good job of tiring her out. I was tired too but I am still eager to show Kathy the rest of the Kawartha Highlands Park that I am familiar with. In fact, I would really like her to help me explore much more of the park –by canoe or otherwise.

The highlight of our short trip was seeing a bear, at a safe distance. Kathy spotted him leaving a small island, where he was probably looking for blueberries, and we watched him swim to the mainland. We also saw a few turkey vultures and a lizard.

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August 22/08 (Bedrock)

It’s been a little over 3 weeks since I broke my arm and more than a week since they told me to stop using the sling. I haven’t let my elbow or shoulder problems hold me back too much as I’ve been canoe tripping, building things around Bedrock and skating most days. The Doctor told me my main goal in the third and fourth week following a crack to the radial head is to regain my range of motion. I haven’t been a wimp about doing this and I’ve been working on it every day. Nevertheless, despite some progress, I am still a long way from being able to totally straighten my arm –or to bend it to the same angle as my other arm. Frankly, I am worried that I may never regain the full range of motion.

My shoulder is less of an issue. I guess the main reason it hurt so much after the crash and for a day or two after I removed the sling was that I was keeping it immobile because of my elbow. Right now it is a bit sore -but this morning I did intervals with my arms swinging away and this afternoon I assembled all the rafters for a new roof on the shed. (The point is -I shouldn’t complain).

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I saw a coyote while I was skating today. Now I can add coyotes to a long list of other animals I have seen while skating (a bear, dear, beavers, different types of turtles, rabbits, foxes, otters, snakes and more).

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August 24/08 (Bedrock)

The Olympics are over. Canadians did pretty well in the end. Among the notable achievements were gold in men’s eights rowing, silvers in triathlon (Simon Whitfield), tower diving (Emily Heymans), men's tramoline and 500m kayak (Adam Van Koeverden) as well as bronze in men’s springboard diving (Alexandre Despatie).

The whole Olympics was as an unparalleled spectacle. The venues, particularly the “Birds Nest” stadium and the swimming pool were utterly fantastic. I couldn’t help think how pathetic in comparison the venues would have been had the games been in Toronto. Of course in Toronto, there would have been endless bickering between different levels of government over funding and countless other details and it would have been pure misery for most Torontonians who would be counting down the time until Toronto embarrassed itself on a world class scale.

There is a lot to be said for a centralized government and a lack of civil rights when you are trying to pull off a spectacle like the Olympics. You can bulldoze entire neighbourhoods at will and marshal the army to supply endless “volunteers”. Anyway, I enjoyed the entertainment even if I was constantly aware that the games were a little "different" than usual. (During the road cycling, triathlons and running marathons crowds were held back way too for and these events lost some of their appeal because the cameras were picking up only paramilitary personel rather than crowds of excited spectators).

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August 29/08

Kaylee, daughter number 3, is off to the University of Guelph tomorrow. I think she is looking forward to the Frosh Week activities. It’s too bad she has not reached the drinking age –frosh week would be even more fun.

We should have an empty nest now –but Amy, daughter number 2, is living in the basement, working and saving lots of money for an as yet to be determined luxury.

Guelph is a good university and is my Alma Mater. I am uncertain whether Kaylee is going to University to study or to party. I will have a good indication by Christmas.

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Aug 31/2008

End of the Month Skating Report:

Well, August was an interesting month. I spent the first 2 weeks with my right arm in a sling after breaking my elbow during the last outing of July. I skated twice, in a wimpy sort of way, during this period but I did get to the gym on 6 occasions. I did lots of cardio and stretching at the gym. In the second half of the month, I resumed real skating and did as much as I dared. I really didn’t want to fall so I used a fairly conservative approach. It helped that I had a week at Bedrock and was able to go pretty fast without feeling that I was in much danger.

I found it interesting that I was able to resume skating and skate pretty hard for about 10 days before things started catching up with me and I got that “overtrained” feeling that I usually flirt with when I’ve been doing a lot of skating.

I have two competitions coming up and I believe that I am in pretty good shape for them. Clearly, had I been skating hard all month, I might be in slightly better shape now but that’s life and I can deal with it.

Shockingly (after all of the overindulgence during my holiday) my weight has dropped to 175 lbs. The bulge is gone!

Last Minute Update:

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For the second month in a row I have injured myself on the last day of the month. On both occasions I had already written up my End of the Month Report.

This time I was skating at Bedrock on Peterborough County Road #6 at the east end of Stony Lake. I’ll post more details of the crash later but the short story is that I was skating on the road, with traffic, and some asshole drove over my skate. More correctly (and fortunately for me) the wheel of the car caught only my wheels and frame as I pushed with my left skate. The car tire immediately slammed the inside of my skate hard against the asphalt, badly twisting my ankle. The chain reaction continued up to my knee which sustained significant ligament damage on the inside. The first thing I knew I was laying on the asphalt watching the car disappear over the crest of a hill. I looked down at my foot and the first thing I noticed was that the wheels of my skate were all cockeyed. I figured my ankle was broken but further examination disproved this thought. Before I tried to get up, two cyclists crested the hill and stopped to see if I was OK. They watched as I struggled to my feet and realized that in one sense I was OK (no broken bones) but in another sense I was not OK since my knee and ankle were clearly damaged to some degree.

The cyclists asked if there was anything they could do and I asked if they would mind bringing my truck to me since it was parked more than a mile up the road. I gave my key to one guy and he rode off to get my bike while the other guy stayed with me.

As the day went by, my knee and ankle have stiffened up quite a lot. It is hard to see how I would be able to skate in the 24hr race in Montreal next weekend –or even in Duluth in 2 weeks. But I’m not going to make any hard decisions for a few days.

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My brother Tom was complaining that the electrical system in the boathouse didn’t seem to be working right. I decided to check this out and I took the cover plate off the fuse box (electical panel). Inside I found a huge mouse nest. The darned mouse had chewed the main conductor wires down to bare metal and I wondered how he had not been electrocuted. Then I found this:

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Of course, unless I get CSI involved I won't ever really know the cause of death -but I like to imagine that he got his just reward. The picture is blown up in case you are thinking there was a rat in the panel.


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September 3/08

My Accident:

Day 1: I started off thinking that I was going to be OK –but as the day wore on the pain in my knee and ankle got worse. I managed to finish some shingling work on the roof of the shed and some electrical work in the boathouse but I would have been smarter to spend he time icing and resting. I decided to report the accident to the OPP although I figured that there was zero chance they would ever catch the person responsible.

Day 2: It was a big effort just to walk. The knee and ankle were both killing me. I knew that competing in the 24 hour in Montreal was impossible. I wrote emails to the Flying Fossils, to report the bad news, and to Glenn at Bont to see about getting a new frame.

Day 3: I was back as work, explaining the accident to everyone I met as I limped around the construction site. I managed to get through the day but my left hip and right knee started to get sore. I guess all the limping around put weird stresses on these otherwise unaffected joints. I called Sports Medicine Clinic (My orthopedic guys) and managed to get an appointment for Day 5

Day 4: Got through the day with surprising ease. Swelling is much reduced. Received a call from the OPP asking for a further statement. I’m starting to wonder if I really need to see a doctor tomorrow. I am even thinking that it might be possible to skate in the Northshore Marathon.

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For a few days I’ve been planning to write a tirade against angry young men who think they own the road and would think nothing of endangering the life of a fellow human being by driving a motor vehicle within inches of them. Then the cops told me that it was an elderly woman. I can hardly believe that she turned herself in after fleeing the scene but I applaud her for doing it. It didn’t sound like the cops were going to charge her with any crimes. I’m not sure if I agree with that or not.

Over the years, I have noticed that very old and very young drivers are the least likely to give a skater any space on the road. I think it has something to do with confidence.

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September 4/08

Today I got in to see my orthopedic guys (Sports Medicine Clinic). I thought it was best to wait a couple of days and see the real experts rather that go to emerg or to my family doctor.

I took in my left skate as a prop so the Dr Clairfield could understand the accident a bit better. I was glad I did because he was quite interested in the construction of the skate and the speed I can achieve. He even asked me how fast I could do a marathon and I got to tell him that my best time is 1:14:05

I have a fairly bad tear of the medial collateral ligament –but not a complete tear (which would be far worse news). I have to wear a knee brace for the next several weeks. It’s the type of brace that has hinged pieces of metal running down each side of the knee and a little hole for my kneecap. I have another appointment in 3 weeks and will be re-assessed at that point. Meanwhile, the only exercise that I am allowed is riding a bike. We discussed elliptical machines but the idea was rejected.

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September 8/08

I went to Montreal for the 24 Hour Race after all. The boys needed some help with timing and so on so I decided to go. I had a fun time and really felt like a member of the team even though I was just the guy with the stopwatch. I drove part way to Montreal on Friday evening and stayed in Brockville. I stayed up most of the night –as did all the guys on the team. Last night, I slept like a baby.

My team, the Flying Fossils, was hoping to win the Fitness division of the race but after the first few hours the organizers kicked us out of Fitness and up to Elite. This was because we had averaged over 28kph. We were not really competitive in the elite category with all the “kids” but it really took almost nothing away from the whole experience for me. In fact, I considered it an honour to be ranked as Elite. Other team members were not quite so sure. I hope we can get up the interest again next year.

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September 11/08

There have been two “brazen” (gang related) murders in Toronto in the last few days. Kathy knew the first victim, and counseled him, at Oakwood Collegiate last year. The event caused a lot of consternation at Oakwood. Nobody (that knows anything) will talk to the cops because they say they will be the next one shot. I guess that is reality when you are young, poor and black. Kathy says that even though the kid was in some trouble he didn’t really seem to be that “bad” to her. I don’t know if the kid was with the “Bloods” or the “Crypts” but Kathy would.

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I went for an appointment to get an exercise program for my knee. I’ve noticed that very often you get a better idea of what is wrong with you from the physiotherapists etc than you do from the doctor. Yesterday I found out that there is no reason to think that my knee won’t recover completely. But it will take a couple of months before it heals and by then it will be November (and skating season will be over).

But the exercise specialist I was working with said I was really lucky. I could have so easily torn the ACL together with the MCL and then I would be in need of an operation.

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Kathy was really angry when she called up Rogers and was kept on hold for an hour. Later, when she finally got through and finished her business, she told the girl she wanted to make a complaint. The girl told Kathy she would have to transfer the call and that it would take around 20 minutes for a complaint taker to answer the phone. Kathy gave up at that point. I guess Rogers wins.

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September 13/08

This weekend, Kaylee is home from University for the first time. She reports that she switched her elective to Man Bashing (Women’s Studies). Those are Kaylee’s words. She says there are 600 women and 3 men taking the course.

Kaylee is also training with the swim team and has been told she is good enough for the varsity team. She may do that –or she may opt for a lesser option so she can get into shape without spending outrageous hours in a swimming pool.

Of course, when I went to the U of G I was also on the swimming team –as a diver. Diving is not part of swimming any more and Kaylee reports that they have removed the 3 meter springboard from the dingy old pool where I used to train. At least they still have a 1 meter board.

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Also this weekend' Lindsay turns 25. It’s an important milestone I think. Lindsay is in the second year of work on her PhD in Exercise Psycology and is also the head coach of London Syncho. She seems to have life pretty well figured out by now although she laments the lack of cash in her life. Nevertheless, Lindsay drives around in an old Honda Civic and somehow manages to get to “important conferences” all over North America. This year she is going to Portugal.

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Kathy has stolen the Cryptoquip from me. On most Saturdays for the last 25 years I have solved, attempted to solve or at least contemplated the Cryptoquip in the Toronto Star. Recently, Kathy has realized that she is pretty good at solving them and I am not really supposed to look at them any more. The exception is if she is having trouble and actually asks for my help.

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To sum up family news, Amy has decided to quit her job (a pretty good one for a kid I would say) and travel the world for a few months. She and a girlfriend are going to start off in the traditional place – Australia for a couple of months.

Apparently, Amy is telling the following story: When she asked me how I would feel about her quitting her job and traveling for a while I asked –Where is your Protestant work ethic? (You are suppose to use your money to acquire goods like cars and condos). I guess this idea is funny to a 22 year old.

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September 17/08

Kathy and I spent a good chunk of Sunday driving to London to take Lindsay out for dinner on her 25th birthday. We knew from weather reports and satellite images that the remnants of Hurricane Ike were likely to make the excursion a very wet one and we were prepared for some pretty slow going. In the end however, the storm went to the north of London and Toronto and those areas got very little rain.

We got to meet Lindsay’s roommate Nerissa(sp?) for the first time and had a very nice dinner with Lindsay, Nerissa and another friend.

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I am such an incredible wreck right now that it is actually pathetic. Not only am I wearing a brace on my left knee, nursing a recently broken right elbow and still not fully recovered from my shoulder operation but I damaged my right knee doing squats in the gym. At first I thought it was from biking (the only cardio workout the doctor will let me do) but then I realized the truth. Hopefully I will only be limping for another day or two.

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I missed a really fast year at the Northshore Marathon. I think there is a really good chance that I would have collected a PB if I had been there. Herb, Morgan, Cale and Larry all finished around 1:12:40. On the other hand, some decent skaters were dropped and I could have suffered that fate.

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September 21/08

I should mention that there has been utter chaos in financial markets around the world for the past week or two. The US government has been forced to guarantee billions of dollars worth of bad loans left from the sub-prime mortgage fiasco. It is incredible to me how the whole thing could have come to pass in this day and age but I guess you always have to keep in mind both politics and human greed (or perhaps they are one in the same).

I can’t pretend to have any real insights into what has been happening but I really wish that the true culprits could be made to pay for their sins. It will never happen.

The only ones really suffering will be the little guys with mortgages or small pensions or no jobs.

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The inspector on my current job is a kind, polite and hardworking sort of guy. He is also a strong believer. Every time I go into his site trailer he is playing a Christian internet radio station. I guess it’s a fundamentalist station because listening to the broadcast will usually get me “worked up” in only a few minutes. But I get worked up for the wrong reason. I get worked up because I am a not a believer and I can’t tolerate the narrow mindedness, faulty logic, conclusion jumping, downright hypocrisy and everything else that goes along with fundamentalist belief.

I have to work with the inspector for the next few months so I am trying to avoid asking him the questions that keep jumping into my head. Does he think that God created the world in 7 days? Is the world only about 6000 years old? How do fossils get into rocks and what about the “theory” of evolution? Will I go to heaven when I die? Will he? Where the hell is heaven anyway? Well, you get the idea. I’m sure there is nothing he could tell me that would enlighten me in any way and I am sure that being asked those questions would not shake his faith so I may as well avoid the subject altogether.

Later: To clarify the above, I would not ask the questions in order to try to shake the inspector's faith but rather to see how he is reconciling the "problems" with fundamentalist belief. Actually, I am not even sure that he is a fundamentalist. I just think that religion is usually a bad topic for people who have to work fairly closely in an adversarial situation -when I know already that we are fairly far apart at the moment.

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September 22/08

When I started back at the gym after damaging my knee I noticed that the exercises for my core were easier to do that usual. I am guessing that inline skating actually keeps my core fairly strong and that the reason I suffer more in November is that I don’t really skate all that hard in October and early November (allowing my core strength to diminish).

And since I am finding my core strength exercises to be pretty easy this must mean that the exercises I do in the winter actually do keep my core strength up during the off-season. Good!

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September 25/08

After 3 weeks in a brace (and almost 4 weeks since I hurt my knee) I had a follow-up appointment with the Doctor. (Dr Clarfield is a proper orthopedic doctor -not a family doc). He thinks the knee is recovering very well and that I should be able to skate in another 3 weeks. I am directed to wear the brace for another couple of weeks at work –where I have to walk on uneven ground, climb ladders and so on.

This is really good news because I had the feeling that my knee wasn’t really getting any stronger. It is true that I am no longer experiencing that horrible pain when I twist the knee slightly in the wrong direction but I really have not noticed any improvement in the last two weeks. Clearly my body is secretly repairing itself behind the scenes even if I am not showing any outward signs of improvement.

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Last year they got a Concept 2 rowing machine at my gym and I thought it would be great to use it. Unfortunately my shoulder would not allow it. Now however, I have been doing some medium intensity rowing and I am finding that I quite like it. Rowing is good for the arms, legs and back and I think it is a great compliment to skating. I hope I can keep up my interest.

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September 28/08

I’ve been having more fun with the Concept 2 rowing machine at the gym. I keep getting on it to see if it hurts my shoulder and so far everything has been OK. I’ve only been rowing short distances in the hope that I won’t hurt myself. So far, I have done a 2000m row on 3 separate occasions. My times were 9:48, 9:15, and 8:57. The last effort was fairly intense –although I suppose if I was to go all out in some sort of test I might be able to muster a time around 8:30.

I’ve been snooping around the Concept 2 official website and several other websites as well. The Concept 2 is an ergometer (it’s basically a flywheel propelled by a handle attached to a chain that you pull on using a sliding seat and foot rests similar to what you would find in a rowing scull). The Concept 2 rowing machine is recognized by rowing clubs and coaches all over the world as the training aid of choice and a very accurate predictor of what an individual will be able to do on the water in a real rowing scull.

Because the Concept 2 is so widely recognized there are a lot of them out there –in rowing clubs and all sorts of gyms.

They actually have (dryland) rowing competitions using dozens of Concept 2 rowing machines set up in the same place and all the competitors pulling with all their might for a given amount of time. As well, the official Concept 2 website hosts a huge section called “Training Log” which allows individuals to post their times and then compare them to people of a similar age, sex, favourite distance and so on. Hundreds (if not thousands) of people from around the word post their times to this website.

Naturally, I have been comparing my 8:57 time for the 2000m distance to some different categories on the site. My time is not that bad for a woman of my age but does not stack up very well against the men. My excuse is that I have never done any training whatsoever as a rower. Although, I really have very little idea of what I may be able to accomplish I will say now that I think I could probably train myself down to an 8 minute 2000m. Once I do that I would like to see if I could do a 5000m row in 20 minutes. If I managed to do that then I would be thinking about a 40 minute 10k. Curiously, this is exactly the same goal that I had for my very first 10k running race. I did my first 10k in 1977? -but only managed to do 40:32. (Over the next few years I worked it down to 37 minutes).

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For the last 2 months in a row I have hurt myself on the last day of the month –both time badly enough to seek medical attention. If I was superstitious I would attribute this to having written my End of the Month Skating Report before the last day. Luckily, I am not. However, if I hurt myself this month on the last day then I might start to be. It will help that I have no plans to skate on the last day of September. I will be writing my September report in advance though.

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For two decades I have used a portable radio that is perched on the window sill in the kitchen. I always seem to have it on when I am alone in the kitchen –eating, tidying up or even doing some work at the kitchen table. A few days ago I decided to replace the old radio because it was not working very well. I decided to get the same model of radio that I bought for my mother a couple of years ago because the sound is good and I like the style.

The radio got the very same reaction from my wife and my youngest two daughters. It seems that the style is not to their liking. They say that the radio looks old (even though it is brand new). I guess it does not look quite old enough to be “retro”, unfortunately.

This new controversy has shrunk my already whithered ego even further. I am not sure that I can face the world much longer.

Strangely enough, as I was proudly driving home with my new purchase I was thinking that with luck the new radio would last for the rest of my life. I suppose it will end up being one of those personal possessions that nobody wants –rather than something everyone fights over. Oh well.

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September 30/08

End of the Month Skating Report

September was a pretty slack month. By the time I got to the Doctor, got a knee brace and waited for an appointment with the exercise specialist I endured 10 days of almost complete inactivity. After that, I went to the gym 3 times a week. I started off pretty slowly because I was worried about hurting my knee but toward the end I started ramping up the work. I am doing all of my old core strength stuff, a few leg exercises and arms.

It’s been a few years since I have been able to do arm exercises and I am certainly not lifting the whole stack but I am doing well for a guy with a recently broken elbow and still only 6 months past a shoulder operation. I hope to build up some decent strength over the next 5 months.

The doctor says that I can try skating toward the end of the month and I certainly will do that but I know I will be doing more in the gym than outside in any given month until at least next March.

One main motivation for skating as soon as possible will be to see if my left skate is OK. There are a couple of cracks in the carbon fiber but it is not clear whether they will affect the performance of the skate. I was hoping to get 3 years use out of this pair but it may not come to pass.

I have found a diversion at the gym, a rowing machine. I hope the darned thing will inspire me to be in top shape by the time March of 2009 rolls around. It will certainly help to have two exercise machines that I really like to use. The gym only has one of each so I will have to hope that neither one breaks down in the next few months.

My weight is a remarkable 175. With the inactivity I would have thought I would have put on a couple of pounds.

 


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October 3/08

I have rowed the Concept 2 rowing machine at the gym a few more times. It appears that my shoulder is not going to be a problem –at least at the intensity I am going to be able to muster. But my lower back may end up getting in the way of some maximum efforts. Yesterday my back was bothering me at work and it seemed likely that the problem was caused by the rowing two days before. Despite the pain, I hopped onto the Concept 2 and did an easy 10k. Now my back feels much better.

Unlike runners and skaters (who measure their training distances in kilometres or miles) rowers talk about how many metres they have rowed. Saying that you rowed 10,000 meters somehow sounds more impressive than you did 10k. And rowers (or at least users of the Concept 2) make a big deal about rowing their first million meters –even though it is only a 1000 kilometres. With a substantial effort, and no injuries, I figure I could join the Million Metre Club next March. I’d only have to row 12k (an hour of easy rowing) every second day. I’ll keep you informed regarding my progress.

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October 4/08 (Bedrock)

A guy that I work with once told me about an internet game that he has participated in. To play the game you have to own a GPS device that will give you your coordinates (latitude and longitude). Participants are hikers, canoeists, etc –anyone who is interested in the great outdoors. When a player finds a really cool place in the wilderness they record the coordinates and then post them to the website. No description of the place is provided and there are no hints as to the best way to get to the spot. Anyone playing the game has to find the coordinates on a topographical map and figure out the best way to get there. It could involve driving to a certain place and then bushwhacking to the spot or perhaps canoeing into a wilderness area and zeroing in on the spot with your GPS.

Why am I telling you this? It’s because Kathy and I found a cache hidden under a rock in a really cool spot that we found on our little canoe tripping misadventure. (See HERE). It was a Tupperware container containing a log book and some other items. Even before I opened up the container I suspected that we had stumbled upon a log book from this game –and I was right. The first page of the log book explained that the container was part of an internet game and asked anyone who found it (and was not part of the game) to put it back without disturbing it. Of course, I did this –but not without reading through the log book first. One group explained how they had driven up from Trenton and paddled in. Another group appealed for participants to try to find their hidden cache –which was in the same general area. It was all very interesting.

There was a collection of small items in the container. I gather that it is part of the game to leave something in the cache and perhaps to remove something as well. I am not sure about that. Anyway, I thought it was pretty neat that we found the cache. Now I am thinking of finding this website and checking out the game.

Oh yes, the "really cool spot" that Kathy and I found was a mini waterfall on a stream between two lakes that we paddled through. The waterfall was a few dozen feet from the portage and could be clearly heard from the path that we were on. It was well worth the little side-trip that we made to check out the noise.

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Kaylee’s 18 birthday was spent away from home at the University of Guelph. However, Kathy, Amy and I went up with a cake and a few presents and took Kaylee and a couple of friends out for dinner.

Kaylee seems to be taking her work at university seriously but is also finding time to get to the pool on occasion. She will not swim varsity because of the enormous time commitment. Instead, she will train when she has time (and the inclination) and perhaps go to couple of Masters competitions.

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October 6/08

Kathy gets a professional magazine, for teachers. She showed me an article about an award winning Canadian author who was encouraged, and perhaps even inspired by a teacher at the high school I attended. In fact, Ross MacLean was my Grade 13 English teacher too.

Just as Mr. MacLean recognized extraordinary talent in some students I like to think that he recognized a complete lack of ability in others –namely me. We seemed to have an understanding that I would never have anything worthwhile to add to a class discussion. Certainly he never killed a discussion by asking me any questions.

While I was a dull student in English I did have my strengths. I was pretty good at Math and Chemistry and was an absolute standout in Phys Ed.

Anyway, congratulations to Mr. MacLean for being recognized as an outstanding teacher. I’ll bet he would be very surprised to find out that I have been writing a blog for almost 5 years. I am sure he would not be surprised to find that the quality of the writing leaves something to be desired. However he might appreciate the dedication and perhaps he would get a chuckle out of some of my gags. For sure -he would find some spelling mistakes!

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Oct 9/08

I made the plunge. I registered with the Concept2 (rowing machine) website and I now have an online logbook. After each workout I can upload my statistics. The site lists all my workout times and distances, keeps track of my total metres, calculates my pace for each distance rowed and also allows me to enter my best times into the “World Rankings”. The best effort that I have done so far is a 30 minute row in which I managed to cover 7028m. This massive effort places me 283 rd out of 472 submitted times (in the heavyweight men’s age 50-59 category) and gives me a 60 percentile ranking. Right now I am at 65% in the 5000 metres and 78% in the 10000 meters. Since I am a rank beginner and have only been rowing for 3 weeks I think my rankings are great. Right now I want to try some other distances and see if I can get under 50% in all the categories.

I can already feel myself getting stronger -and my results show it. Unlike skating, there are very few variables that I have to consider when I am assessing a workout. It all comes down to how much work I was able to do (how many revolutions of the flywheel I was able to muster in a given time). Gone are considerations like wind, asphalt quality, hills, temperature, traffic and so on.

I am very curious about my competition. Some of the guys have a small profile posted and I can get an idea. Most of the men rowing similar times are just doing it to keep fit and nobody owns up to former (college or club) experience. Some have been at it for quite a while. Amongst the faster guys most seem to have considerable experience and years of training behind them. Almost everyone in my category is bigger than me because I am a pretty light heavyweight. In fact, if I ever got really serious about competing I would be able to drop enough weight to compete as a lightweight. And my competition comes from all over the world. It seems that Great Britian and the US supply 60 to 70% of the competitors.

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October 12/08 (Bedrock)

The weather on this Thanksgiving Weekend is as good as it can be –warm and sunny with cool nights. Last night, after Kathy pointed out how nice the sunset was so I headed down to the lake to watch dusk fall. There was no wind and no noisy motorboats so I set up a deck chair on a rock right at the water’s edge. I sat there contemplating the nearly full moon, two planets (I think Jupiter and Saturn) and the sunset –all lined up at a wide angle along the ecliptic. Naturally, the moon was in the east and the sunset was in the west. One of the planets was close to setting and was surrounded by the orange glow of the sunset. And then a beaver swam by just to make the whole thing perfect.

Early this morning I went back to the same spot to enjoy the mist rising off the lake as the first rays of sunshine started to light up the east-facing shore. The moment would have been more perfect if not for the cawing of a nearby crow and several more off in the distance.

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Oct 13/08 (Bedrock)

I found a website that explains everything I was talking about on October 4 th (See above). The activity I was describing is called Geocaching. Geocaching does rely on personal GPS devices to assist in finding the caches. Members can access a data base of all the geocaches and can also set any number of caches for others to find. Geocaching is a wilderness activity –(I was wondering whether perhaps it had turned into an urban activity as well). I decided to join the Geocaching website –even though I don’t have a suitable GPS device.

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Kathy and Lindsay agreed to go on a canoe trip in Kawartha Highlands Park –the same one that stumped Kathy and me in August. This time everything went off without a hitch. We went back to the geocache that Kathy and I found and signed the log book. I also left my pencil because there wasn’t one with the log book. Further along, up on Buzzard Lake, we looked for another cache but were unsuccessful. Not having a GPS device made the search pretty tough because the only thing I could do was to plot the latitude and longitude onto a topographical map of the area. This made the search area much bigger than it would have otherwise been. As well, I failed to bring a copy of the instructions and hints for finding the cache. I think we would have found it if I had done that. Anyway, we had a fine trip and the Geocaching was an interesting diversion. After I hunt down a few more of these geocaches I would like to set a few myself. I want to learn the protocol first (you can only get so much off the website).

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Kathy put on a fine Thanksgiving dinner for our family and sundry other Engleburn pointers (family members from adjoining cottages). I forgot to take a family snapshot. The girls would have told me their hair and makeup was not perfect anyway.

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October 15/08

I didn’t mention that Canada was having a federal election –I guess mostly because I didn’t really expect the outcome to bring any big changes. And we have another Conservative minority. That’s the best kind of Conservative government in my opinion.

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Oct 16/08

I achieved a couple of goals in my adventure into the world of indoor rowing. I decided to see how fast I could do 2000m so after a good warm up “I went for it.” Naturally I “went out” a bit too fast but, in the end, I was happy with my time of 7:42.8. Now I have done a sub 8 minute 2k (as I speculated on September 28th that I would be able to do) and at the same time I have broken under the 50th percentile in the worldwide ranking for my age group for that event. The effort placed me 187 of 439 members who have posted a time. It puts my “standing” at the 43% (or at 57 percentile). Either way, my time is slightly better than the average time submitted to date this year.

As I was gasping for air I realized why they advise you to row with a straight back. You just can’t fill up your lungs when you are slouched in your seat. Of course, slouching is my preferred position and in longer races you can get away with it.

I found out that in Toronto every year they have a big competition, sponsored by Concept 2. It's called the Canadian Indoor Rowing Championships. Hundreds of rowers gather to give their best effort in a 2000m race on a Concept 2 rowing machine. Dozens of racers go at the same time and everyone is ranked by gender, age, weight class and time. Sounds like fun. Perhaps I will give it a try.

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October 19/08

Yesterday I gave my best effort in a 10000 metre (indoor) row and only came up with a percentile ranking of 52 (my time is better than 52% of everyone in my age group who has submitted their best time). But I have a 43 percentile ranking in the 2000 metre! I guess this is not all that surprising since I am a powerful man (for my age) and would be better classified as a “sprinter” rather that a “distance man”.

I managed to “pull” to a 41:38.9 in the 10000m. It was my absolute best effort. (My heart rate topped out at 170). However, I started “fooling around” on the Concept 2 less than 4 weeks ago and so I think it is possible that I would be able to do a 40 minute 10k after a prolonged period of training. I plan to find out.

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I was telling Lindsay a little bit about my adventures into the world of indoor rowing. Her comment was that I always get obsessed about things. I guess this is just my personality. Even if I am simply reading a book I have to be at least somewhat obsessed with it –or I won’t ever finish it.

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My left knee is feeling better than ever but I am reluctant to test it because it still bothers me a little. Rowing is not that good for it because the leg push starts with the knees at an acute angle. That said, potential stress on the knee is controlled a lot better in rowing than it ever would be in inline skating. So, I will stick with the gym for another couple of weeks before venturing back onto my skates. I still want to check out the condition of my left skate (which has a couple of cracks in the shell).

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October 24/08

I’ve been fretting a bit about having nothing to write on my blog. The simple fact is that nothing extra-ordinary has been happening in my life. I am busy at work, I go to the gym most days that I can and my battered body is slowly healing itself in numerous places.

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Last weekend I finally got around to replacing the upstairs bathroom door and we will make this milestone event the starting point for a minor bathroom renovation. The bathroom was the first room I tackled when we moved into the house 27 years ago. I suppose there is going to be another round of renovations in the next next few years –before I retire and we sell the place.

Never install a sliding door in a bathroom. Its fine for people living in the house but visitors just can’t figure it out. After the door gets pushed off the rail for the hundredth time it just stops working.

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Amy had her Champagne Birthday yesterday (23 years old on the 23rd of the month) She tells me it's a big deal so I'll have to believe her. I have no recolection of my champagne birthday because I was born on the 3rd. Kathy had her's just before we were married.

I occurs to me that champagne birthdays are just for young people.

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October 26/08

Except for a single one, all of the cardio machines in my gym are grouped in one area. Like-minded cardio buffs congregate on a multi level, raised stage at the east end and run, peddle, climb or shuffle their way to a higher heart rate, and better fitness level.

One single machine sits all alone near the other end of the gym under the stairway leading up to the change rooms. It is the Concept 2 rowing machine that sits all by itself. I don’t really know the reason for the exclusion but, in a way, it makes sense since this cardio machine is different from all the others. It takes a considerable amount of arm strength to work the Concept 2 and I would argue that better coordination is required to work it properly.

For me, the bonus is that a lot of gym users would be too shy to try out the rower in its present location. Rather than make a spectacle of themselves, they’d prefer be hiding down at the end staring out over the weight machines or watching the bank of TV sets. Meanwhile, I actually feel like part of the action as people around me are coming and going or using one of the weight machines nearby.

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I have made a list of some of the good and bad things about indoor rowing. Of course, it is possible to look at some things both ways.

Bad Things About Indoor Rowing (as Opposed to Inline Skating):

  • There are no excuses for a poor performance (such as too much wind or too many people on the trail).

  • Not very exciting (no danger of crashing).

  • You do it sitting down (it’s not a “weight bearing” activity)

  • Rowing takes both hands (so if you get an itch on your nose or your ear-buds fall out you have to stop rowing).

Good Things about Indoor Rowing (as Opposed to Inline Skating):

  • There are no excuses for a poor performance (such as too much wind or too many people on the trail).

  • No danger of crashing. (Almost a 0% chance of having to go to emerg after a round of indoor rowing).

  • You get to sit down while you row.

  • Rowing is really easy on the joints. (Partly as a result of the sitting position)

  • It is really easy to monitor progress (using a heart rate monitor and readouts from the machine).

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October 27/08

Lately I have been ridiculed wherever I go. It all started out one day last week at work. One of the guys laughed at me when he saw me cinch up my belt. He made a big production out of it by pretending he was pulling up on a heavy load with a big rope. I laughed –but it got me thinking. I like to wear big heavy construction pants at work, even though I am just the supervisor. I always have my wallet and, quite often, a few other heavy objects loaded into my pockets. It’s no wonder that my pants feel like they are riding too low most of the time.

So, I decided to get a pair of suspenders rather than rely on a belt. Suspenders have an honourable history in men’s “fashion” and even if they are not a popular accessory at my place of employment they are widely employed by iron workers and others in construction. I decided to get my suspenders at Mark’s Work Wearhouse so I would be able to take advantage of Amy’s Canadian Tire discount. But when I told her of my plan to purchase some suspenders she told me she "could not authorize the expenditure".

I had to “pull a dad” to get my suspenders but when I got home and tried them on Lindsay was home and forbade me from leaving the house while wearing the suspenders. It seems that my daughters want to act as my very own fashion police. Then Kaylee arrived home and without being cued by the other two she screamed “Oh my God! You've got to be kidding!" Apparently she also does not approve.

Today I proudly wore my new suspenders to work. My office is adjacent to the men’s lunchroom and before I even sat down one of the guys (a different comic this time) called my Larry (King). I hope its all over now. And, by the way, -the new suspenders worked out quite well on their first day of use.

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Oct 31/08

This Halloween was really warm and also happened to be on a Friday night. It was close to perfect conditions –except that the moon wasn’t full.

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End of the Month Skating Report

October was an interesting month because I “got into” something different. I discovered the world of indoor rowing late in September and I am really still figuring it all out.

I became so intrigued with the rowing that I ended up doing (almost) only rowing for the cardio portion of my workouts at the gym. This is fine in the short term (at least I am doing something) but indoor rowing can really only be a part of my normal cardio routine unless I am willing to spend a lot of hours in the gym (which I am not). This is because rowing is similar to cycling in that it is a non weight bearing activity and it takes many hours of activity to get a decent cardio payback.

I think I can honestly say that I would have been a darned good rower in my youth if I had ever had a chance to try it. In several categories I have worked my way up to above 60 percentile in the world wide rankings for my age group. This -despite the fact that I am in the upper half of the age bracket and I have to rank myself against the heavyweights (as I am a megre10 pounds above the cutoff).

If you want to have some fun go to http://www.concept2.com/sranking03/rankings.asp then click the buttons for age 50-59, Men’s Heavyweight, and one of the following categories: 500m; 2000m; 5000m; 30 min; 10000m; and 60 min. Look for me about 40% of the way through -except in the 60 min row (where I have not yet given my best effort).

I am 99% sure that I will enter the Canadian Indoor Rowing Championships to be held in February in Toronto. They will have dozens of Concept 2 rowing machines set up and wired to a computer. Waves of competitors from the same or similar categories will each do their best effort in a 2000m row. For me, it would mean a maximum effort for around 7 1/2 minutes. Right now my best time is 7:42.8.

To train for this event I will put in quite a few metres on the rowing machine (making sure to include some interval workouts) and top up my cardio on some other machines. The moderate weightlifting that I do won’t hurt either.

My shoulder, elbow and knee are all making progress. I have problems of some sort with each one -but everything seems to be going the right way. At Thanksgiving I noticed that some of my right shoulder muscles (traps and deltoids) had atrophied quite badly –giving me an unbalanced look. This is not surprising as I was doing almost nothing with my right arm for over a year. Fortunately, my arm weight routine at the gym seems to be restoring the lost tissue.

I’ve gained a pound (up to 176), partly because I am a pig and partly because I didn’t get an overwhelming amount of exercise. I “rowed” about 190,000m but probably burned only around 12,000 calories. Next month I will row less but use some other machines to do more work.


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November 3/08

A few days ago, Amy left for Australia. She says she will be gone for up to 9 months –and really has no idea where she may end up. Nice to be young and carefree! She’ll be stopping in Fiji for a week on the way to Australia.

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Now that Amy has departed Kathy and I have and empty nest. Kathy and I view this situation quite differently. For Kathy it’s a disaster –for me it’s a dream come true. Don’t get me wrong. I love my daughters –but after 18 years (or more) I think it’s great when we have a rest from each other.

Kathy is viewing the new situation as the perfect opportunity for “retraining”. Specifically she is attempting to retrain me in all matters pertaining to household tasks (at least the ones in which I have not already achieved perfection). Kathy reports that I am in worse shape than she thought. Apparently she had been blaming the girls for some misdemeanors that I was in fact guilty of. Examples would be putting things away in the wrong place or leaving the dish rag bunched up in the sink.

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November 5/08

I never thought that I would live to see a black man become the President of the USA. But Barack Obama is special. He has overcome incredible obstacles on the way to winning the presidency. I wish him good luck and I have high hopes for his presidency.

I regret not staying up for the speeches by Mc Cain and Obama. Apparently, both were excellent.

He faces overwhelming problems. The financial crisis and the US economy are bad enough but in the last 8 years the US has invaded 2 foreign countries without just cause and now they are hoping for an honourable withdrawn. It won’t happen.

I hope that Obama will get out of Iraq and Afghanistan right away. It would end up being similar to the Viet Nam fiasco –but it would be the best thing in the long run. There is no hope for either of those godforsaken countries in any case.

Later: Obama has never said he would get out of Iraq or Afghanistan -I just wish he would.

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November 7/08

A few days ago, I was thinking about Geocaching and lamenting the fact that I didn’t have a GPS device that would give me latitude and longitude. Then I decided to go through the instruction booklet that came with my Garmin Forerunner 201 (a training aid) and discovered that, in fact, the Forerunner does give readouts for latitude and longitude.

The Forerunner is best used for pace and distance while doing sporting activities like running, cycling or skating so it’s not really designed to use for finding geocaches. However, with a bit of trickery, it can be set up to lead you to a set of coordinates.

Now that I have figured this out I am hoping to get back out into the wilderness north of the cottage and hunt down a few more caches.

As well, I was at Mountain Equipment Co-op recently and I picked up the top map (government issued topographical map) that covers the northern portion of Kawartha Highlands Provincial Park (I only had the south). I can't wait to plot the geocaches that are hidden in the northern part of the park.

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November 8/08

End of Season Inline Skating Report

In past years, I have presented an End of Season Inline Skating Report at the end of October. For me, the end of October is the end of the skating season -with any skating done outdoors in November through to March to be considered “bonus skates.”

Competitively, the season was a bust as I did not enter a single race. The season got off to a late and careful start as I had my shoulder operation in early March. By July I was in pretty good shape and would have been happy to enter a race or two. Unfortunately, I was busy on the two weekends that I considered going to races ( Chicago and St Paul).

Then I had my fall over the dog (breaking my arm) and the incident with the car (badly twisting my knee and ankle). This put an end to the 24 hour race in Montreal and my trip to Duluth. I haven’t skated since the last day of August.

I have no reason to think that I won’t be able to come back as strong as ever. I would expect my knee and ankle to be fine for the spring, although right now my knee is still very tender.

A few people have suggested that it is time to quit but right now I am not really inclined that way. I still think there is some good fun to be had on the trails and perhaps there are a few more good races left in me. I suppose that all will become clear next season.

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November 9/08

I decided to download an “interactive training program” for a 2000m (indoor rowing) race on the Concept 2 website. That’s when I realized that my resting heart rate is lower than my age! (50 versus 56). I will bet that very few of my skating friends can say that.

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November 11/08

Remembrance Day (Reprint from 2004)

This is the first Remembrance Day since Dad died and the first since I have read his account of D-Day. I have always thought first of my father on this day since he is (was) the person closest to me who saw action in the War. Then I think about several uncles who were also in the Canadian Forces and survived (not altogether unscathed) to tell their tales. Then I think about my dad’s dad who was in World War I and several others of his generation on my mother’s side of the family –one who was gassed, another who took a few bullets in the back and one more who apparently went down, in his plane, over the English Channel never to be seen again. And my father-in-law and lots of my friend’s fathers also fought in the Second World War. And then, I realize that I have forgotten that my Mother joined the Navy during the War and was posted to a foreign country –Newfoundland!

Thanks to all the veterans of all the wars for their sacrifices. Because you did what had to be done –I did not have to fight in any war (and I certainly appreciate that).

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(2008)

As well, the Canadian Troops in Afghanistan should be remembered. Close to 100 have died. Dying for your country is the ultimate sacrifice but all the soldiers who have served have made a significant sacrifice as well.

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This is a good time to remind readers of the fascinating account of D-Day that my father wrote not long before he died. Here is a link.

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November 15/08

Geocaching -Disaster Avoided

I love maps. This is what caused me to purchase a Federal Government Topographical map of the area around Bedrock when I was at Mountain Equipment Co-op. I already had this map but it was old and was getting a bit worn from a few excursions into the wilderness –so I decided to spend 12 bucks and get a new copy.

I was shocked. Right away, I noticed that the contour lines were now in metres rather than feet. Then I noticed that a particular lake that I had been thinking of checking out had been basically downgraded to a swamp. Then I noticed that there were more roads shown on the new map. Finally, I realized that even the Mercator Projection gridlines had been shifted quite significantly on the map. At this point, I examined the legend at the bottom of the map and discovered that the map had be produced with new data that was gathered in 1989. The old map was produced in 1976.

It’s a darned good thing that I stumbled on the new top map because around the same time that I bought it I realized that all of the geochaches in the area (that I want to locate) are identified not only by latidude and longitude but also by UTM. (UTM is the Transverse Mercator Projection (gridline system) that is so apparent on Topographical maps). Using UTM it is easy to plot the co-ordinates of geocaches that you want to find. It is possible to use latitude and longitude for this but you need to be a bit of a math whiz to pull it off. (Well –not really –but you have to understand what a ratio is and in my experience only 20 to 30 percent of Canadians actually do understand the concept).

In any case, the gridlines showing the “northing” were changed by 224 metres (and the easting by 12 metres) on the new map. This is a very significant change and I am certainly glad that that I am aware of it. Finding my local geocaches will be much easier now.

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November 19/08

Geocaching -A Great Day in the Woods

I made a great find in the bush last weekend. I was scouting out a location that I thought would be a good place for a geocache. Let me provide some history first.

Back in 2006, Lindsay and I went on a canoe trip in Kawartha Highlands Park. We got lost and ended up paddling around in a swamp for a little while. Everything worked out fine but when we were getting our bearings with a map and compass I noticed a high rocky ridge to the south-east. Ever since, I have wanted to get to that ridge and “check it out.” Recently, I was examining the topographical map of the area and I easily picked out the ridge I saw two years before. It stands out like a sore thumb on the map because the contour lines come close together and clearly define a big granite dome.

My new topographic map indicates that the dome/ridge is only 1200 metres from the nearest road. My quest was to find a parking spot beside the road and make my way, through the woods (bushwhacking), to the top of the ridge. After parking the truck, I got my bearings and headed off toward my destination. Soon I was standing on the edge of a vast swamp. I got (temporarily) lost (it’s easy to do in the woods when the day is overcast) on the way back to the truck but between my compass and my GPS I regained my bearings and found my parking spot. In hopes of skirting the swamp, I started out again, in a slightly different direction, but had a similar experience.

After a long look at the map I decided that there might be a better way to get to the ridge -if I drove a few hundred metres to the east, parked and then walked due north. Success! Again, there were swamps but they were smaller and I was able to get around them. At one place I had to walk across a beaver dam for a distance of 50-60 feet. Finally, I was at the base of the dome and I started to make my way up to the top.

The GPS was giving me a readout of the distance to my predetermined coordinates but before I got there I came to a fantastic spot. It was a lookout with a sweeping view toward south-east. There were no trees blocking the view and the horizon was to 10 or 20 miles off. It is a special place.

But this is not the end of the story because when I continued along my path I only walked a short distance before finding another lookout with a view in the opposite direction. The view the other way was just as fantastic and between my two lookouts you can see 90% of the horizon.

The terrain at the top of the dome is really unique. Since it is at the very top of a big, smooth rock vegetation is sparse. There are large areas of bare rock (covered with lichen of course), lots of moss, grass and stunted trees. There is lots of deadfall but getting around is no problem.

This is a fantastic spot to place a geocache because it will encourage others to make the effort to get to this special place. I hope to place a cache up there before the snow flies and then register it on the website. I’ll keep you posted on my progress.

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November 23/08

I’ve been told that my next project will be a rehab of the bridge under the railway tracks at Jarvis and Lake Shore Blvd. However, I’ve been told similar stories in the past and they have turned out not to be true. The job is supposed to begin in January according to the Boss.

At any rate, the Boss gave me some drawings and it looks like a fairly straightforward sort of job. Of course, I don’t have a copy of the specs so I really only have half the picture. It seems like a decent area –with the St Lawrence Market just to the north and the big Loblaws on Queen’s Quay just to the south. There is lots of room to pile up our “stuff” between the Gardiner Expressway and the tracks.

I’m not to sure about the beggars that hang around at the bottom of the EB Jarvis ramp and bum spare change off the motorists waiting in line. I could see them trying to break into our trailers at night –or perhaps stealing metal objects to sell for scrap metal. Thank goodness the price of scrap has dropped catastrophically in the last few months.

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November 29/08

I passed another milestone on my way to rowing a 40 minute 10k. When I started into this indoor rowing thing I was speculating about that possibility. This is what I said on September 28 th:

Although, I really have very little idea of what I may be able to accomplish I will say now that I think I could probably train myself down to an 8 minute 2000m [that's 15kph]. Once I do that I would like to see if I could do a 5000m row in 20 minutes [again 15kph]. If I managed to do that then I would be thinking about a 40 minute 10k [15kph over a longer distance]. Curiously, this is exactly the same goal that I had for my very first 10k running race.

Yesterday I managed to do 5000 metres in 19 minutes and 35 seconds! My next sub-goal will be to cover more than 7500 metres in a half hour row. A half hour row is an “official” workout on the Concept two rowing machine –and at my speed lies exactly half way between the 5k and 10k distances. After that, I can go for the 40 minute 10k.

However, right now I am working through a program that will prepare me for my best effort in a 2000 metre race. Perhaps after I do the race, on Feb 1, I will try to parlay that conditioning toward my 40 minute 10k. Once that is accomplished the skating season should be upon us.

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I received a really interesting email to my website:

Just thought I would let you know I read parts of you website. I really know nothing of skating but how I found your site was your dad's account of DDay. I was sitting around one night watching TV and surfing the web. I had done a search on my dad's name, Lloyd Michener. A hit had come up with your dad's account of his experiences on DDay. I knew my dad was attached to the third division, so I continued reading, hey this guy was in the same unit as my dad! I continued reading and discovered that they were in the same truck crossing the channel. Needless to say I had to finish reading the whole document.


A bit of History, My dad died in 1969 when I was 8 yrs old, to be honest I remember very little of him and in later years when I asked about him I found out that he would never speak of his experiences in the army. In fact he had made a point of putting everything behind him and not talking about it. The only record I have is an old photo album, and a suitcase of “souvenirs”. And now I have your dad's memories which although they are not my dad's they must be very similar. I thank you for taking the time to post them for all to see. My sisters and myself are very thankfully. I have attached a picture of my dad when he enrolled in the army, if you happen to have any pics or information I would love to see them, or if you have a picture of your dad at that time, send me a copy I may have some pics of him you have never seen. My niece works for the Canadian Navy and is currently stationed in Ottawa. She is going to look into the archives for the war diary of the unit, mentioned in your dad's account. If she finds anything I will let you know. Again Thank you very much. - GM

My reply:

It is just terrific that you somehow managed to find my dad’s account of D-Day. In almost 5 years, you are to first person to email and say that you read it. However, the page has received “hits” from time to time.

My brothers and I could never get Dad to talk much about the war –although he did loosen up slightly in his later years. He only wrote his account in the last few months of his life.

You have inspired me to post a picture of Dad (I think there are one or two suitable ones around somewhere). Perhaps I may find other stuff that I could scan and post as well. Knowing for sure that some people have found and read his account will make the “improvements/additions” well worth while.

I’d like to post the picture of “Mitch” on the page where dad mentions him. Is that OK? Other additions will take a little longer. Thanks for writing. I’ll let you know when I post a picture of dad. -Ed

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If you are interested in reading a vivid and detailed account of my father's experiances around D-Day click here

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November 30/08

End of the Month "Skating" Report

The month of November has slipped by. My fascination with indoor rowing has continued and I will definitely enter the Canadian Indoor Rowing Championships when they open up the entries. I am going to see if I can purchase one of the brand new Concept 2 rowing machines that they will bring in for the competition. Then I will probably let my gym membership expire and rely on the rower and a few dumbbells (or am I the dumbbell?) to keep me in shape during the winters.

I also did a lot of work on the Cybex Arc Trainer this month but my knees have become sore. It appears that I will have to choose between the arc trainer and the rowing machine and I think my choice is clear.

At the beginning of November, I was wondering if I could drop 11 pounds before Feb 1/09 and row as a lightweight. I decided to put myself on a starvation diet for the month. That is to say, I did not allow myself any bedtime snacks (no eating after supper). That regimen, together with my gym workouts, translated in a measely 2 lost pounds. I’m sitting at 174. I look good at 174 (not a lot of fat around my middle), and have realized that for me to drop 10 lbs would be ridiculous.

I’ll be rowing as a “light heavyweight” but it looks as if I will be competitive with the “big boys.” Earlier in the week I lowered my best time in the 2000m from 7:42 to 7:14. Last year, the winning time in my category was 6:59 and there were another couple of guys around 7:10. My new time would have placed me 4 th out of 8 competitors.

So I have 2 months to take off 15 seconds. This is probably harder than it sounds because I will have to increase my energy expenditure from 275 to 300 watts. Anyway, it will be fun to try and the training program that I am following seems well suited to “make it happen” –if it is physically possible for me to do it.

My lifetime “mileage” is up to 370,000 meters –Well on my way to joining Million Kilometre Club. This is a big deal in the world of inline rowing.

My knee, arm(elbow) and shoulder are all better than they were a month ago. I finally feel that I would be OK to skate (with extreme caution) but it is December now and it hardly seems worth the effort.

Tune in next month for another report.

 


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December 1/08

In the past two or three years I’ve been invited to “be a friend” on Facebook a few times. It seemed like a good idea at the time but my daughters were so horrified by the thought of me being on Facebook that I decided not to get an account. (After all, daughters should be allowed to have one or two “secrets” from their father).

Now however, my “far away daughter,” Amy, who is in Australia, is actually suggesting that I sign up for Facebook so I can check out her travel pictures.

How quickly the world changes.

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Geocaching

This is downright silly. My GPS device reads out latitude and longitude in degrees, minutes and decimals of a minute. For example, the coordinates for the place that I want to put a geocache are N44° 37.211´, W078° 11.508´. This is fine -but if I want to find the place on a topographical map I need the coordinates in UTM. But in order to use a free internet program to convert to UTM I have enter the coordinates in degrees and decimal degrees so the coordinates become: N 44.62018°, W078.19180°. Fair enough, but now if I want to look at the location on Google Earth I have to convert the coordinates to degrees, minutes and seconds. So now we have, N44° 37´ 36˝, W078° 11´ 85˝. Any of the 3 systems for expressing latitude and longitude will yield a UTM result of E722787 N4944595. In the UTM system they talk about “easting” rather that degrees west (or east) of Greenwich. As a result, depending on the system you are plotting you may me scaling to the left or right.

If you find all of this confusing then you get my point.

The good news is that converting between the 3 latitude/longitude-based systems is fairly straightforward even if it is a pain in the butt. Converting into or back from UTM is so complicated that it is just easier to resort to the internet.

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December 2/08

I normally don’t get riled up over political events but this is different. Our Prime Minister, Stephen Harper, had the balls to make a speech to at major international conference telling everyone that it was the responsibility of governments to stimulate their own economies and that they should do it by running deficits. This he said after the recent election in which he essentially said that he would never run a deficit. Shortly thereafter, Harper’s finance minister made an economic statement without introducing a stimulus package and projecting a surplus in the face of ever worsening financial conditions. On top of it, he pulled the rug out from under the 3 other political parties by announcing an end to federal financing based on election results. Harper is off his rocker.

All the backpedaling in the world is not going to keep him in power now. He is toast.

And my lovely wife feels that the 3 opposition parties are ganging up on him! She says she will vote Conservative for the rest of her life if he loses his job. I can’t make her understand what a foolish son-of-a-bitch Harper is but I suppose she finds my rising voice and fast talking a tad intimidating. Anyway, for my part, I will never vote Conservative for the rest my life. (I will admit to voting Conservative once in the distant past).

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December 4/08

Quasar the cat is a “street fighting man”. As a result he is staying at the vet’s for a night or two while his latest wound drains and the antibiotics start to take hold. Telling a cat that he can go outside if he promises not to fight is like telling a gang member they can go out but they can’t shoot anyone.

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Somehow Harper convinced The Governor General to prorogue parliament. I think she made the wrong decision but I respect the decision and will await with great interest for budget and the budget vote in late January.

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December 6/08

I passed another milestone in my quest to row a 40 minute 10k. I managed to cover 7609 metres in exactly 30 minutes. That’s 109 metres more than the 7500 metres that would put me on the exact pace for a 40 minute 10k. I think I could do it on the right day –but it would be a big effort because I will admit to feeling the effects of yesterday’s workout.

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We heard from Amy last night and she is fine. On her latest excursion, she went to Kangaroo Island. Unfortunately, the only kangaroos she saw were 10 dead ones that had been hit by cars.

I wonder if they have Kangaroo Crossing signs in Australia in the same way that we have deer, moose or elk crossing signs in Canada.

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December 10/08

I got the best of a city worker today. For perhaps the 10 th time in the past 20 years I had to pick up a catch basin frame and cover at a city yard. As always, I took the requisition into the appropriate office. This time I had to address the man behind the counter because he pretended he didn’t see me. When he saw that I was there for a frame and cover he said he hoped I had a crew of guys with me because he wasn’t going to take the forklift out into the icy yard. (A catch basin frame and cover is much too heavy for one man to lift). I wasn’t sure what to do so I left. As I was driving out the gate I had an idea. I drove around the block, went back in and approached the man again. I told him that I needed his name because that would be the first thing that the city engineer would want to know in response to the email I would be sending when I got back to the job. Very quickly, the guy’s attitude changed completely –and I got my frame and cover with no delay.

I’ve seen this sort of attitude from unionized government or quasi government employees before. The Toronto Transit Commission is the worst by far. Toronto Hydro is bad too.

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December 14/08

With some help from Kathy I am sending out the Christmas letter tomorrow. The copy that friends get is printed on Christmas paper and signed by the two of us.

Merry Christmas! It’s December 1 st and I have decided to write this letter now. But writing the letter is easy. It’s choosing the paper, purchasing the stamps and addressing the envelopes that will take me almost till Christmas. I just hope this letter arrives at your house before Santa does.

Kathy and I have an empty nest. Kaylee is off to university and Amy is traveling in Australia. Lindsay lives in London.

Before she left, Amy figured that Kathy and I were likely to “kill” each other if she wasn’t home to “keep the peace”. I have news for Amy: we are alive and well. I have extended my workshop (Kathy calls it the “Playroom”) to include a much larger section of the basement –namely the area formerly known as her bedroom. Amy was short on details when she left but things seem to be falling into place. She wanted to be away for around 9 months, plans on working part of the time she is gone and may (or may not) visit some other countries. On the way to Australia, Amy and Laura, her travel buddy, spent a week in Fiji. When Amy gets back she might be able to work again at Canadian Tire –but there are no firm commitments either way. Reclaiming her former bedroom is negotiable.

Kaylee seems to be settling into university life. She has started Commerce at the University of Guelph. Guelph is close enough that she gets home fairly often. I think her best weekends are when Kathy and I are going to Bedrock (the cottage). Kaylee is swimming a bit to keep in shape but not really interested in making eight practices a week and swimming for the varsity team.

Lindsay is continuing her studies at the University of Western Ontario. She is missing her best friend Leah who has moved to New Zealand with her husband. Lindsay is still the head coach at London Synchro. Last year, her team won the nationals but most of the team has moved on and this is a rebuilding year.

Kathy has not been complaining unduly about the fact that she could have retired last May. She has been busy in Guidance and is coaching both the girls’ and boys’ swim teams. She seems to be enjoying it. In the spring, she will coach synchronized swimming. Kathy refinished our old pine kitchen table this fall and it seems that she will follow up with the chairs. It will take her a long time to do all our furniture if she decides to do it.

And for me, life proceeds pretty well as expected. Work was “normal” but I had a tough year with my inline skating. I had my (right) shoulder operation in March but was back on my skates by the end of April. Unfortunately, I tripped over a dog and broke my right elbow in July. Then in August, a hit and run driver drove over the wheels of my left skate a few miles from Bedrock. This resulted in damage to my left ankle and knee. All of my “trouble spots” are slowly improving and I plan to ignore plenty of well meant and probably good advice to quit inline racing. Right now I am into Geocaching (an activity where people hide caches in the woods and you have to find them using a topographic map and GPS device). I also started indoor rowing. This is a well developed “sport” with a great website and competitions all over the place. I have decided to enter the Canadian Championships since they are held in Toronto and are open to anyone. The training program I have chosen is keeping me focused at the gym and thinner than normal for this time of year.

This is all the news that’s fit to print. Again, we wish you a Merry Christmas and a fantastic 2009.

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December 19/08

This is not really a complaint –but rather an observation about the treatment I received for my broken arm. On one hand it was good –but on the other hand it was bad.

When I decided to go to the hospital I thought there was a good chance that I had broken my shoulder. This is understandable considering the fact that I had fallen pretty directly onto the shoulder, it was scraped and I was barely 3 months past an operation on the same shoulder. But the emergency room doctor only had to do a little probing to know that my shoulder was OK. And he was a good enough doctor to realize that the real problem was at my elbow. But, what he got wrong was the seriousness of the injury. He led me to believe that I would be virtually back to normal in only a few weeks. That part was not true.

Two weeks later when I had my follow up appointment with an orthopedic specialist I was told that the big problem now was loss of mobility. Certainly it helped me to know this because the fact that I could neither straighten nor bend my arm to anywhere near the old limits was alarming. However the Doctor advised me to take plenty of painkillers and keep working at extending the range of motion. He told me to come back for physiotherapy if I wasn’t (more or less) back to normal in a month. Well, after a month my arm was still as crooked as a dog's hind leg. Now it has been 5 months and I am still regaining range of motion. I really doubt that taking painkillers would have helped me recover range of motion any quicker. And from what I have seen of the practice of physiotherapy it would have had very little positive influence on the problem.

It would seem that, in the end, I will regain almost the full range of motion. Judging from my progress it will still be a few months more before I rarely think about the fact I have recently broken my right arm.

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My shoulder, by the way, is slowly slipping off my conscious list of ailments. My left knee is my biggest problem right now but it is the most recent injury, it is clearly improving and it is not really interfering with things I want to do.

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This morning I tipped the bathroom scales to only 169.4 pounds. Now I have starting to think (again) about rowing as a lightweight in the Canadian Rowing Championships. If you are a careful reader of this blog you will know that I tried to loose weight during November but only dropped from 176 to 174. Officially, I gave up on the idea of dropping to 165 by Feb 1 -but I didn’t really change my lifestyle (that is to say I didn’t start gorging myself before going to bed and now it appears I have dropped another 4+ pounds.

The problem is that the Christmas season is upon us and I am not sure that I have the willpower to avoid gorging myself on all that good food. I’ll see how it goes –if I managed to “make the weight” it would be conceivable that I could win a free trip to Boston (to compete in the famous "Crash B" (world) Championships). I would still have to lower my best time by at least 11 seconds.

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December 20/08

It is time for a better explanation of what I am up to with this indoor rowing thing. Back in October, I spent a lot of time on the Concept 2 website finding out all about the world of indoor rowing. Concept 2 is the corporation that makes 99% of rowing machines in use and the Concept 2 rowing machine is accepted by all serious rowers (that is to say people who row sculls on the water) as an essential training aid.

Back then I weighed around 176 pounds and had posted a best time of 7:42 .8 (for a 2000 metre row). I discovered that every year there is an indoor rowing competition in Toronto, called the Canadian Indoor Rowing Championships. From that competition up to 4 competitors get a free trip to Boston to compete in the Crash B Competition –which is the closest thing to the world championships that there is.

I discovered that if a 56 year old lightweight man, could row 2000m in 7:03 he would qualify for the Crash B Competition. If more that 4 competitors make the time standard in their category they take the ones that beat their standard by the most.

The more I thought about this the more convinced I became that it would be possible for me to get down to 165 pounds and also beat the 7:03 time. So I stopped eating after dinner and I started doing an ambitious training program that I found on the website. Near the end of November I managed to do 2000m in 7:14.7 but on the last day of November I still weighed 174. At that point I officially gave up on my idea of rowing as a lightweight and decided to try to place well against the big boys.

But somehow in the next 3 weeks I lost another 4 pounds and now I am under 170. There are still another 6 weeks to go until the competition but Christmas is here and I am not sure I have the willpower necessary to complete the task.

A few people have predicted I would start losing muscle if my I let my bodyweight drop to 165 -but I know this is not really true. One or two seem to think that even losing fat will hamper my efforts to row fast. Again, I don’t see any reason why this would be so –except that it is more difficult to train hard and lose weight. As an aside, when I went out for the University wrestling team the coach told me that my competition weight would be 159! And at age 21 I was far more muscular than I am now. I was so horrified by the thought of weighing 159 that I quit the wrestling team

So, if I want badly enough to weigh 165 on race day I should be able to do it. The problem may be to lower my best time from 7:14.7 to 7:03 on the day of the competition. On the surface it would seem doable since I am still “just getting into” indoor rowing. However, the Concept 2 rower is set up so that taking seconds off your best time becomes incrementally harder. Reducing my time from 7:42.8 to 7:14.7 required an improvement from 226 watts to 272.5. Taking off an additional 11.7 seconds would dictate that I produce 296.4 watts. I better eat my Wheaties that morning.

It is hard to predict how this will all unfold but it will sure be fun to see what happens. And there is alway next year if I hit a snag this time.

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December 22/08

Yesterday I passed the 500,000 metre mark in my indoor rowing adventures. I’m starting to get sore knees from all the rowing. It’s nothing too bad yet but it could be a problem down the road.

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December 25/08 (Christmas Day)

As our family was opening up our Christmas presents Lindsay commented that I am the only one who still gets “toys”. Among my toys was a set of juggling balls, a pocket knife, a compass and a pair of snowshoes. But my best present was a boomerang that Amy sent me from Australia. I am dying to try it out and I have the perfect spot –out on the ice at Stony Lake. We will be going to Bedrock for a few days after Christmas.

The ice is a perfect spot for flying my kite as well. Perhaps I’ll dig it out on the upcoming visit.

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December 27/08

My niece Jennifer asked for the url of my website (and blog) at the Theakston Christmas gathering. Apparently she is going to require her grade 7 class to do some sort of assignment based on my blog. Now I am trying to remember if there is any inappropriate content for 12 year olds on my site.

I suppose that this site is suitable for 12 year olds –but probably not very interesting. Of course there are a few “swear words” to be found but even in a small town, way in the middle of the sticks, the kids would not be shocked by anything they would read here.

It would be the subject material of a blog that people could find offensive. Since there is no racism, sexism, discussions of sexual perversions, advocating of illegal activities or any other “inappropriate” content on this site it should be OK.

However, I have to wonder how interested a 12 year old could be in the blog of a self-possessed 56 year old man who doesn’t really write about much else besides inline skating, indoor rowing, Geocaching and mundane family matters.

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Yesterday, I recognized a good opportunity to attempt to “row” 10k in 40 minutes. (That is to say it fit quite well into the workout schedule that I have been following). I did it! I doubt that I will attempt to beat my new best time of 39:37.9 for a long time. It was a considerable effort.

Now I have to start focusing on the indoor rowing race I have decided to enter. February 1/09 is the big day. I am still thinking about picking up one of the machines that they use for the competition at a slightly discounted price. That is the reason I decided to enter the competition in the first place.

My knees are OK right now but my right shoulder is bugging me. After the competition I will have to "back off" a little to let my broken body recover.

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December 29/08

Geocaching:

Kathy and I are at Bedrock for a few days leading up to New Year. Kathy’s sister Janet and Janet’s daughter Jennifer are here for a while as well. Yesterday, when we arrived, the temperature was well above freezing but the rain was over. The wind was incredibly strong and we were not sure there would be power at Bedrock when we arrived (there was). By all reports a lot of snow has melted away in the rains that started on the day before Christmas. But there is still a lot of snow and walking in the woods without snowshoes is very difficult.

The rain has spoiled the cross country skiing for now and the ice is not safe yet so the best outdoor activity is snowshoeing. It’s lucky I asked for some snowshoes for Christmas. Unfortunately, we only have 2 pair of snowshoes so we can’t all go out at once.

Today, I set my Geocache. [see here for more about my special place] I drove to my Cedar Lake parking spot to begin the bushwhack, on snowshoes, up to the proposed location. The going was really tough and I was sweating freely despite the near freezing temperatures. I was glad that I had not dragged anyone else along with me. The spot for my geocache was just as wonderful as I had remembered it and as well as tying my cache to a tree I scouted out another location a few hundred meters away. I may place a second cache at this spot next spring.

The trip back to the parking spot was a lot easier, there was more downhill walking and I had already “broken trail.” As well, I managed to follow a straighter line by walking on an ice covered swamp for a while and then picking up my trail again.

On the drive back home, I realized that I may not have followed the best route to my cache. [I think] I followed the best summer route. In winter, when the lakes and swamps are frozen, there is probably an easier way. Depending on how much snow we get in the next couple of days I may try the winter route.

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December 30/08

Things That Go Bump in the Night

We had two very windy nights in a row here at Bedrock. Two nights ago, I was dimly aware of a thumping noise somewhere at the west end of the cottage (where Janet happened to be sleeping). Yesterday Janet said that she thought the trunk of a tree was pounding on the side of the roof but to me it hardly seemed possible. In any case, I didn’t see any evidence of this when I had a quick look.

But, again last night, the thumping started. After laying awake in be for an hour or so I figured that either Janet was correct or else the outside access door to the attic, which is located way up in the west side gable end was loose. When I finally arose to get dressed and go outside to investigate Kathy told me to check the screen doors. That was another good possibility.

We were all wrong. It turned out to be the dart board that was thumping against the side of the cottage.

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December 31/08

I’ve been out Geocaching a couple of more times. Yesterday, Lindsay came up for a visit and she was easily convinced to accompany me. The goal for the day was to find an easier winter route to the cache location. After a lot of scouting from the road I picked a place to park. By good luck we met a man who lived in a nearby cottage and he told us about a trap line the led off in the direction we wanted to go. After following the trail for a short time we traversed a “pond” (that’s what the guy called it) and found our way up onto the granite dome. I could tell that we had not followed the optimal route because at one point we had to descend into a valley and struggle up the other side.

We had an excellent look around at the top of the dome and I showed Lindsay all of the cool spots that I had scouted out on my 2 previous trips. I think Lindsay agrees that the “rock barrens” at the top of this dome is a really cool place.

Even though I had just discovered a better route to the top of my granite dome I wanted to find the very best route. We took a slightly different path on the way back and I made the decision to traverse a “frozen” swamp. Well. . . I ended up going through the ice twice and getting myself completely soaked up to hip level. Lindsay escaped with only a soaker to one foot. Needless to say, we retreated to dry land and ended up finding the trap line that would lead us back to the car. It was quite an adventure and I was really happy about finding a better way to my geocache.

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Reflecting on my adventures of the day before, I decided that I should have stuck with the trap line in the hope that it would provide the best route up to the dome. So, I returned to the same spot this morning. I followed the trap line all the way to a beaver dam. After crossing the dam, I was on the dome. Mission accomplished!

Now, I have a fairly easy, ¼ mile walk through the woods along a trail and across a beaver dam to the base of the granite dome –instead of ½ mile bushwhack across rough ground and 3 or 4 streams. It’s amazing what forethought and persistence will uncover.

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One very noticeable feature of this trip to bedrock has been the number of deer that we have seen. There were deer in front of the cottage, deer out on the ice, lots of deer in the woods and there were even deer up on the rock barrens. When there is snow cover the deer are all the more noticeable because there unmistakable footprints create a huge maze as the forage for food and run away from danger.

When we first arrived, a 20 foot high cedar tree had fallen across the road. I dragged it into the woods and waited for the deer to find it. They didn’t notice it on the first day but when I saw the tree on the second day there were footprints all around the tree and the “leaves” (if you can call them that) were completely stripped from the tree. Cedar leaves are clearly a deer delicacy.

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End of the Month Fitness Report:

Things have changed a little since my last report. As regular readers will know, I have resumed my effort to “make weight” for the Canadian Indoor Rowing Championships.

Right now it appears that I will make it. Likely, I will only have to lose a pound or two (in water) in the day or two before the event. From what I have been reading on the internet, this is expected behavior (dehydrating oneself) in sports that have weight classes.

Last year there were no competitors in the men’s lightweight 55-59 category (there were 7 in the heavyweight 55-59). However, lack of competition doesn’t really matter because I am really competing with myself. My first goal is to see if I have the discipline to “make weight.” The second goal is to make the Crash B qualifying time (7:03). My third, but less important, goal is to beat all the heavyweights. The best one did 6:59 last year.

Ten days ago I was a bit pessimistic about being able to row 2000 meters in 7:03. It turned out that, at the time, my training load was very heavy and my body was really feeling the effects. Now the program has lightened up and I am a little more optomistic.

I really like the program that I chose to do but my complaint is that there is not a sufficient explanation of the goals for an individual workout or group of workouts. If I decide to do the program again (next year?), I will have a better idea of what to expect in a physical sense. Then I will be more prepared psychologically.

I’ve dropped weights from my fitness routine at the gym. I just didn’t have the time to do the rowing, keep my job and also get home for supper.

My weight is right around 169. I still have a (to me) annoying roll of fat around my middle but my ribs are becoming more apparent so I really am quite lean at this point. 4 more pounds will be true “fighting weight” for me.

My next report will be on the eve of the Canadian Indoor Rowing Championships.